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Default Longest piss you've ever took - 09-23-2004, 04:21 AM
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 04:54 AM
I peed out of my ass for like 10 moses moments.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:14 AM
Didnt time but I had on a month or so ago that just kept coming out. close to two minutes probably.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:16 AM
Probably a minute maybe
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:27 AM
i was on a long car ride and had drank like a litre of iced-tea, needless to say i was in serious pain when we pulled into the rest-stop a couple of hours later... i ran to the pisser at the Harvey's and unleashed what must of been a 3 minute or so piss, I dunno it was twice as long as any long piss i have ever done... good times...
  
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Default Re: Longest piss you've ever took - 09-23-2004, 09:29 AM
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Got a minute five this morning

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no way you pissed for 5 minutes

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Default Re: Longest piss you've ever took - 09-23-2004, 09:30 AM
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Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted
[img]http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/bullshit.jpg[/img]

no way you pissed for 5 minutes

read it carefully fool

a minute five

ONE MINUTE AND FIVE SECONDS hake:
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:33 AM
FUCKING DYSLEXIA...argh...i just woke up my bad

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Default 09-23-2004, 09:34 AM
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:40 AM
You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

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Default 09-23-2004, 09:43 AM
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You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

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well, my piss is clear as water, I drink PLENTY o' water, it was just that I had alot of water the night before and didnt take a piss before I fell asleep.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 09:49 AM
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You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

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Thank you Dr. Piss

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Default 09-23-2004, 09:59 AM
You're quite welcome. You'll thank me for it when you avoid having to piss out kidney stones. annoy:

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Default 09-23-2004, 10:39 AM
I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 10:42 AM
I pissed for 4 min yesterday
  
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