Funny IM Conversations
 

I have 'em about daily...post yours. Heres one from less than 10 minutes ago:

Sargeant Duffy: Woah-ho-ho
lollipop7659 returned at 4:11:23 PM.
lollipop7659: ?
Sargeant Duffy: What should I get for my dad for Halloween?
lollipop7659: halloween?
Sargeant Duffy: Huh?
Sargeant Duffy: Oh
Sargeant Duffy: Xmas
lollipop7659: isnt it kinda late?
lollipop7659: oohhhh
lollipop7659: iono
Sargeant Duffy: You dont know much, do you?
lollipop7659: not about yur father i dont
Sargeant Duffy: ...how olds your dad?
lollipop7659: 42
lollipop7659: urs?
Sargeant Duffy: Ai, yi, yi
Sargeant Duffy: 57
Sargeant Duffy: Jeeze..when did they have you?
Sargeant Duffy: 15?
Sargeant Duffy: Yeah, anyways...
Sargeant Duffy: I pissed Adam off majorly last night
lollipop7659: what did isay
lollipop7659: *u
Sargeant Duffy: WEll, not majorly
Sargeant Duffy: Some random girl IM'd him
Sargeant Duffy: But would tell her his name
Sargeant Duffy: So I decided to cyber with her, to persuade her, you know? And he just went "DUFFY! DUFFY! STOP!"
Sargeant Duffy: Then we had an argument on who was hotter
Sargeant Duffy: I won
Sargeant Duffy: Or atleast, in my mind I did
Sargeant Duffy: I still won, though
Sargeant Duffy: So I get to talk to you allllll day tomorrow, huh>?
lollipop7659: yeah
Sargeant Duffy: Yeah!
Sargeant Duffy: We could develop our awesome relationship
lollipop7659: no!
Sargeant Duffy: and maybe sneak in some cyber-sex
lollipop7659: no!!!!
Sargeant Duffy: I know how you feel too
Sargeant Duffy: But tomorrow, that will all change!
Sargeant Duffy: You'll be hungry for me
lollipop7659: ill be hungry for turkey
lollipop7659: no duffy
Sargeant Duffy: You can pretend Im a turkey, and lick my legs instead
Sargeant Duffy: lol..hehheh
lollipop7659: ahhhhhh!
lollipop7659: duffy!
lollipop7659: stfu!
Sargeant Duffy: You rang?
lollipop7659: S-T-F-U!
Sargeant Duffy: Im deeply sorry for the inconvenience.
Sargeant Duffy: I hoped you didnt get too turned on.
Sargeant Duffy: Cause I did.
Sargeant Duffy: :-)
lollipop7659: ugh yur gross dont talk to me
Sargeant Duffy: Sure, you can talk to my equally sexy and politer twin brother
Sargeant Duffy: and who also thinks hes a wanksta
lollipop7659: shut up im leaving
lollipop7659 signed off at 4:18:56 PM.

Well...post yours. Dont make 'em up, unless their so funny that I'll puke.

Lock the fuck out of this thread.

hake: plzdie:

....whats so bad about it? Jealous of my awesome skills with girls? ;)

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":0235c]....whats so bad about it? Jealous of my awesome skills with girls? ;)[/quote:0235c]

hellfire:

Im not looking to get into an argument, just post an IM conversation you had so we can all get a good laugh!

BTW, DONT IM the people listed in the conversation. It'll piss us all off, and wont do any good.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":78e17]Im not looking to get into an argument, just post an IM conversation you had so we can all get a good laugh!

BTW, DONT IM the people listed in the conversation. It'll piss us all off, and wont do any good.[/quote:78e17]

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yougay

You're retarded. eek:

Me: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/fyou.gif[/img]


Him: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/lolmad.gif[/img]



eek:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":b7951]....whats so bad about it? Jealous of my awesome skills with girls? ;)[/quote:b7951]

no we're jealous how gay you can be.

[quote=WidowMaker555]no we're jealous how gay you can be.[/quote:5bdb6]

Exactly! You're jealous! I won!

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":aeb7c][quote=WidowMaker555]no we're jealous how gay you can be.[/quote:aeb7c]

Exactly! You're jealous! I won![/quote:aeb7c]

yup u should get a schlorship to that gay 101 thing.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":816f6][quote=WidowMaker555]no we're jealous how gay you can be.[/quote:816f6]

Exactly! You're jealous! I won![/quote:816f6]

plzdie:

lameass. just leave before it gets anyworse.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":4b85a]....whats so bad about it? Jealous of my awesome skills with girls? ;)[/quote:4b85a]

yea man ur a sly internet pimp oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

aim is gay

if you cant spell sergeant right, dont use it at alll

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j/k this thread = locked

lets hope so

calmdown:

biggrin:

sargeant duffy: im gay, i make stupid posts on aa.com
koplin says: yes, yes you are gay.
sargeant duffy: i like it in the butt pipe.



annoy:

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rock:

Where's Zoner when you need him? nag:

edit:accidently put you instead of him

suck up ?

here is a good IM conversation:

You: post your blah, blah, blah
Me: stfu...

Everyone die.