How do I cause lag to my other computer with a router?
 

See, my brother goes on the computer way too much and has no life at all...Is there a way to make the internet lag to hell on his computer so I can piss him off? I am using a linksys router if you needed to know.

Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.

you do know that whatever you do will never get him off the computer.


edit: whore bittorrent

Netlimiter.

Yes, but you see, I'm on this computer and he's currently on the other one...I need to make it so I can make him lag with this computer which is connected to a router.
(Router makes it so you can both go on cable internet at he same time)
Edit: I can just unplug the cable but he'll know but if I make him lag. he'll get pissed and didn't know what hit him! hellfire:

why dont u just beat him up??

you are fucking gay how bout you go outside and get a fucking life instead of figuring out how to lag a computer...

oOo:

Just kick him in the bag

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":70de0]Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.[/quote:70de0]

If he uses something like Bittorrent or Kazaa. Then go into the Router setting a block the ports used by Kazaa or BT. If you want to do it while playing a game, lets say mohaa. Then block ports 1 - 79 and 81 - 12202 and 12204 - 99995 or something like that. I used to do when I needed to play a match. biggrin:

1. Go to http://www.ipchicken.com. Get your IP.
2. Put in your IP
3. Default admin password should be: admin
4. Find Port settings.
5. So on and So on.

Run 5 spyware programs in the background all at once. It slows everything down, internet included.

upload

dont routers have a button you can press, like, standby or something? people use it to cheat on halo 2 on xbox live. i dont know if it works or not, or if your routers in a convenient location

Email him some goatse...

just upload a big file to a webiste, or a few big files. uploading always slows a connection down to sheet

Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ed305]Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.[/quote:ed305]

Egyptian. rolleyes:

create a worm and send it to him

[quote="Grim_Reaper":4988c]create a worm and send it to him[/quote:4988c]
I know how to do that.

[quote=ToeNail]I know how to do that.[/quote:60b3f]
routers protect against most hackers, so maybe it could be hard to send it, just make sure you have protection if you do it and dont want it to spread to your computer.

[quote="Jin-Roh":82862][quote="Mr.Buttocks":82862]Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.[/quote:82862]

Egyptian. rolleyes:[/quote:82862]


YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!! cuss: hellfire: mad:

Jesus Christ, just CAP his upload/download speeds.

or bust a cap in his ass

[quote="Grim_Reaper":41ca7]or bust a cap in his ass[/quote:41ca7]Omfg, I just realized i really miss that dude CaP BuStA

happy:

go outside dude.

i concur