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ToeNail 12-30-2004 04:35 PM

How do I cause lag to my other computer with a router?
 
See, my brother goes on the computer way too much and has no life at all...Is there a way to make the internet lag to hell on his computer so I can piss him off? I am using a linksys router if you needed to know.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-30-2004 04:36 PM

Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.

Merlin122 12-30-2004 04:37 PM

you do know that whatever you do will never get him off the computer.


edit: whore bittorrent

Mr.Buttocks 12-30-2004 04:38 PM

Netlimiter.

ToeNail 12-30-2004 04:41 PM

Yes, but you see, I'm on this computer and he's currently on the other one...I need to make it so I can make him lag with this computer which is connected to a router.
(Router makes it so you can both go on cable internet at he same time)
Edit: I can just unplug the cable but he'll know but if I make him lag. he'll get pissed and didn't know what hit him! hellfire:

Eames 12-30-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToeNail
Yes, but you see, I'm on this computer and he's currently on the other one...I need to make it so I can make him lag with this computer which is connected to a router.
(Router makes it so you can both go on cable internet at he same time)
Edit: I can just unplug the cable but he'll know but if I make him lag. he'll get pissed and didn't know what hit him! hellfire:

why dont u just beat him up??

Nyck 12-30-2004 04:54 PM

you are fucking gay how bout you go outside and get a fucking life instead of figuring out how to lag a computer...

oOo:

strvs 12-30-2004 04:56 PM

Just kick him in the bag

eeves 12-30-2004 05:08 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":70de0]Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.[/quote:70de0]

Jin-Roh 12-30-2004 05:18 PM

If he uses something like Bittorrent or Kazaa. Then go into the Router setting a block the ports used by Kazaa or BT. If you want to do it while playing a game, lets say mohaa. Then block ports 1 - 79 and 81 - 12202 and 12204 - 99995 or something like that. I used to do when I needed to play a match. biggrin:

1. Go to http://www.ipchicken.com. Get your IP.
2. Put in your IP
3. Default admin password should be: admin
4. Find Port settings.
5. So on and So on.

Doctor Duffy 12-30-2004 05:41 PM

Run 5 spyware programs in the background all at once. It slows everything down, internet included.

TonyMontana 12-30-2004 05:48 PM

upload

101stSpeirs 12-30-2004 06:05 PM

dont routers have a button you can press, like, standby or something? people use it to cheat on halo 2 on xbox live. i dont know if it works or not, or if your routers in a convenient location

Godsmack 12-30-2004 06:09 PM

Email him some goatse...

Himmler 12-30-2004 07:33 PM

just upload a big file to a webiste, or a few big files. uploading always slows a connection down to sheet

Mr.Buttocks 12-30-2004 07:37 PM

Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.

Jin-Roh 12-30-2004 07:48 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ed305]Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.[/quote:ed305]

Egyptian. rolleyes:

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-30-2004 07:48 PM

create a worm and send it to him

ToeNail 12-30-2004 07:49 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":4988c]create a worm and send it to him[/quote:4988c]
I know how to do that.

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-30-2004 07:55 PM

[quote=ToeNail]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":60b3f
create a worm and send it to him

I know how to do that.[/quote:60b3f]
routers protect against most hackers, so maybe it could be hard to send it, just make sure you have protection if you do it and dont want it to spread to your computer.

Mr.Buttocks 12-30-2004 07:56 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":82862][quote="Mr.Buttocks":82862]Pay a Chinese guy to DDOS his ass.[/quote:82862]

Egyptian. rolleyes:[/quote:82862]


YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!! cuss: hellfire: mad:

SoLiDUS 12-30-2004 08:32 PM

Jesus Christ, just CAP his upload/download speeds.

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-30-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Jesus Christ, just CAP his upload/download speeds.

or bust a cap in his ass

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-30-2004 09:09 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":41ca7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Jesus Christ, just CAP his upload/download speeds.

or bust a cap in his ass[/quote:41ca7]Omfg, I just realized i really miss that dude CaP BuStA

SoLiDUS 12-30-2004 10:36 PM

happy:

Pyro 12-30-2004 10:37 PM

go outside dude.

newt. 12-30-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
you are fucking gay how bout you go outside and get a fucking life instead of figuring out how to lag a computer...

oOo:

i concur


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