How do I cause lag to my other computer with a router?

ToeNail

See, my brother goes on the computer way too much and has no life at all...Is there a way to make the internet lag to hell on his computer so I can piss him off? I am using a linksys router if you needed to know.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-30-2004, 04:36 PM

Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.

Merlin122 · 12-30-2004, 04:37 PM

you do know that whatever you do will never get him off the computer.

edit: whore bittorrent

Mr.Buttocks · 12-30-2004, 04:38 PM

Netlimiter.

ToeNail · 12-30-2004, 04:41 PM

Yes, but you see, I'm on this computer and he's currently on the other one...I need to make it so I can make him lag with this computer which is connected to a router.
(Router makes it so you can both go on cable internet at he same time)
Edit: I can just unplug the cable but he'll know but if I make him lag. he'll get pissed and didn't know what hit him! hellfire:

Eames · 12-30-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ToeNail

Yes, but you see, I'm on this computer and he's currently on the other one...I need to make it so I can make him lag with this computer which is connected to a router.
(Router makes it so you can both go on cable internet at he same time)
Edit: I can just unplug the cable but he'll know but if I make him lag. he'll get pissed and didn't know what hit him! hellfire:

why dont u just beat him up??

Nyck · 12-30-2004, 04:54 PM

you are fucking gay how bout you go outside and get a fucking life instead of figuring out how to lag a computer...

oOo:

strvs · 12-30-2004, 04:56 PM

Just kick him in the bag

eeves · 12-30-2004, 05:08 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":70de0]Download a couple patches, big patches like 500 mb monsters. That'll prob do it.[/quote:70de0]

Jin-Roh · 12-30-2004, 05:18 PM

If he uses something like Bittorrent or Kazaa. Then go into the Router setting a block the ports used by Kazaa or BT. If you want to do it while playing a game, lets say mohaa. Then block ports 1 - 79 and 81 - 12202 and 12204 - 99995 or something like that. I used to do when I needed to play a match. biggrin:

1. Go to http://www.ipchicken.com. Get your IP.
2. Put in your IP
3. Default admin password should be: admin
4. Find Port settings.
5. So on and So on.

Doctor Duffy · 12-30-2004, 05:41 PM

Run 5 spyware programs in the background all at once. It slows everything down, internet included.

TonyMontana · 12-30-2004, 05:48 PM

upload

101stSpeirs · 12-30-2004, 06:05 PM

dont routers have a button you can press, like, standby or something? people use it to cheat on halo 2 on xbox live. i dont know if it works or not, or if your routers in a convenient location

Godsmack · 12-30-2004, 06:09 PM

Email him some goatse...

Himmler · 12-30-2004, 07:33 PM

just upload a big file to a webiste, or a few big files. uploading always slows a connection down to sheet