Facts you didn't know about Vin Diesel
 

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Figured some of you would get a chuckle out of this thread. You should be able to view it without being a member.

hey guess what dude, WE NEED TO BE REGISTERED TO READ IT














inb4loct

sleeping:

[quote:02e9a]Here are some things you may or may not know about Vin Diesel.




He holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.

He eats his weight in alfalfa every day.

He lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.

His real name is Mortimer Quincy Merriweather, Jr.

He invented Dutch Process Cocoa.

He once challenged the bones of Bruce Lee to a fistfight, and lost.

For a period of time he was known as "The Scourge of Romania". He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.

Inside of his head he has a swirling vortex of pure energy that burns with the intensity of 12 suns.

He was the original drummer for the Bay City Rollers.

Saying the words "MOLAKUM, VORADEUS, GLORKANO!" will turn his skin bright green for 20 minutes. You can do this up to 6 times a day.

He is a cyborg from the waist down.

You cannot kill Vin Diesel, you can merely put him into stasis. You do this by chopping off his head and placing it in a bag made of raw silk. The silk bag prevents the head from growing legs and reuniting with the body. He shaves his head to prevent his enemies (which are numerous) from having hair to grab onto, making decapitation by sword more difficult.

He owns the world's largest collection of empty soup cans, which he stores in a subterranean warehouse in southeastern Nebraska.

He was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only his MIND POWERS.

He starts his day by arguing with a bowl of green apples.



If anybody else knows anything interesting about Vin Diesel, please share.
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It was in my face when I clicked the link..

And shut the fuck up with this gay fucking inb4lock shit it's fucking gay.

Uh no you don't, I logged out and could still view it



Maybe scroll down a little?

-Vin deisel once ran from New York to Seattle, just to check if it was raining.

-Vin Diesel was once out-acted by a chair with a smiley face carved into it.

-When asked what makes him tick, Diesel replied: "Batteries".

-Vin Diesel once had a bolt-throwing contest against Zeus.

It ended in a tie.

lol...really shitty sleeping:


/waits for ebaums/nascar crackback

FUCKING I WANT MY MONEY BACK FOR XXX

we should have a stupid newbie thing

Where is the laugh at?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":c935c]Where is the laugh at?[/quote:c935c]

Rofl, what I was thinking. It wasnt really funneh at all.

That movie wins the "corniest lines ever" award.

I saw previews for XXX2....... oOo:

Ahem......i'm not laughing.

he plays Dungeons and dragons. oOo:

Haha that thread keeps getting funnier

sounds like a wanna be Bill Braxby list from SNL.

It's not funny.

I understand the attempts, but it's gotta be on a washed up actor, or someone that isn't 10,000 times richer than all of us combined, so when it comes down to it, the joke is really on the people making cracks at him.

P.s: -1

Sorry man, nein funny.

This thread is rated U for unfunny


hollywood---> spank: <---Me

heres an interesting fact about him:


he can't act.

I didn't mind his performance in SPR and match stick men. Only otherm ovie I have seen him in was FnF, which was just kinda shoddy all around. Although I will agree he is not a good actor all around, but he has his moments. I beleive he has also done quite a few independent films as well.

- has 16 illegitimate children, all born with cleft palates and chlamydia.

- cannot pronounce the words "specific", "aluminum", "ambulance", and "corn".

- once sat in front of a television for 18 hours during a blackout because the announcer said that " 'Mork & Mindy' would be right back after these messages" right before the power went off.

- has an overactive bladder

- has an innate fear of Newfoundlanders, yet he has no idea why

happy:

You guys just don't get it do you

I thought my post was teh funneh. loney:

Zoner knows he loves Vin Diesel cake... so much chocolate... and frostign aawwwghhawghawghgh.

Yea, it rocked my eyes out.

is this true

What? That it's unfunny? Because we get that.

Heres some unknown facts about Hollywood.

He has 13 consecutive losses in the YMCA's "Soak the Biscuit" Circle Jerk Championships.

He sleeps with a glow worm.

He still wears footed 1 piece PJ's with a poop chute flap on the back.

He has a shitty sense of humor.

He has over 2037 different POGs.

He was born with one Huge Ball, instead of two.

2/3 GF1ers interviewed would rather view an ebaums link from Nyck rather than read this thread.

Vin Diesel often wonders which shiny head you are referring to.
oOo:

why the fucks this thread still going? some mod lock it plz nag:

oh meh god, that was fuckign ROFL! beer:

POGS??? Haha I remember that shit...rofl

jeez...did hollywood do something..?

heil me

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lol +1

Heil Clinton!