Facts you didn't know about Vin Diesel

Hollywood · **Facts you didn't know about Vin Diesel -** 03-31-2005, 04:02 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... genumber=1

Figured some of you would get a chuckle out of this thread. You should be able to view it without being a member.

CoMaToSe · 03-31-2005, 04:04 PM

hey guess what dude, WE NEED TO BE REGISTERED TO READ IT

inb4loct

Stammer · 03-31-2005, 04:04 PM

sleeping:

Proteus · 03-31-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

hey guess what dude, WE NEED TO BE REGISTERED TO READ IT

inb4loct

[quote:02e9a]Here are some things you may or may not know about Vin Diesel.

He holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.

He eats his weight in alfalfa every day.

He lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.

His real name is Mortimer Quincy Merriweather, Jr.

He invented Dutch Process Cocoa.

He once challenged the bones of Bruce Lee to a fistfight, and lost.

For a period of time he was known as "The Scourge of Romania". He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.

Inside of his head he has a swirling vortex of pure energy that burns with the intensity of 12 suns.

He was the original drummer for the Bay City Rollers.

Saying the words "MOLAKUM, VORADEUS, GLORKANO!" will turn his skin bright green for 20 minutes. You can do this up to 6 times a day.

He is a cyborg from the waist down.

You cannot kill Vin Diesel, you can merely put him into stasis. You do this by chopping off his head and placing it in a bag made of raw silk. The silk bag prevents the head from growing legs and reuniting with the body. He shaves his head to prevent his enemies (which are numerous) from having hair to grab onto, making decapitation by sword more difficult.

He owns the world's largest collection of empty soup cans, which he stores in a subterranean warehouse in southeastern Nebraska.

He was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only his MIND POWERS.

He starts his day by arguing with a bowl of green apples.

If anybody else knows anything interesting about Vin Diesel, please share.
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It was in my face when I clicked the link..

And shut the fuck up with this gay fucking inb4lock shit it's fucking gay.

Hollywood · 03-31-2005, 04:05 PM

Uh no you don't, I logged out and could still view it

Maybe scroll down a little?

Hollywood · 03-31-2005, 04:07 PM

-Vin deisel once ran from New York to Seattle, just to check if it was raining.

-Vin Diesel was once out-acted by a chair with a smiley face carved into it.

-When asked what makes him tick, Diesel replied: "Batteries".

-Vin Diesel once had a bolt-throwing contest against Zeus.

It ended in a tie.