advice on a 6th month
 

so ive been dating this girl for (soon to be) 6 months and i was wondering (since girls think its such a big event) what to get her?


please no pre-pubescent teenage jackoff one liners (ie- get her a dildo dewd lolz!!1)


serious replies only

flowers, chocolate, a card, diamonds ( give her zirconeum), roses. It goes on and on.

ok any non-cliche answers anyone?

dildo.

get a bunch of temporary tatoos with your name on it and her name on it and you can both wear them. oOo:

ok im also going to ask virgin boys to stay out of my thread too kthnx

Well what does she like? Hobbies, favourite food/resturant?

Six months is a huge deal to most girls....Last year I had a six month with my now ex and basically I just spammed her shit all day. I sent her some flowers to arrive in the morning, gave her a call, then I went around to her hourse in the afternoon with some chocolates, and we watched some DVDs - Then I busted out her gift which was this bracelet with her name inscribed on it. (Which I copped for like $60). Then, needless to say I got lucky.


Remember: You HAVE to eat that bitch out, or at least MAKE SURE you satisfy her. One thing I've learnt in my short life is that you gotta treat anniversaries as HER day. It's not yours. Seriously. Don't expect to much from girls on days like that.

(.....Can't go wrong with the age old goldfish in the pussy either)

derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that

FUCK, im so terrible at organizing this kinda shit
nature has selected me to be bad at relationships

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":54d8d]derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that[/quote:54d8d]

dump her shes a yankee fan

[quote=rdeyes]dump her shes a yankee fan[/quote:7eeaa]
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled

yankees own.

if all else fails go for a cliche.

Diamonds - She'll pretty much have to.

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":78442][quote=rdeyes]dump her shes a yankee fan[/quote:78442]
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:78442]

do you "love" her ??

[quote=rdeyes][quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":155f8]rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:155f8]

do you "love" her ??[/quote:155f8]
some people really get in my face when i say i love her.

"you know love isnt real"


well whatever it is, get off my grill dog

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":02bcd][quote=rdeyes][quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":02bcd]rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:02bcd]

do you "love" her ??[/quote:02bcd]
some people really get in my face when i say i love her.

"you know love isnt real"


well whatever it is, get off my grill dog[/quote:02bcd]

if you do then buy her something smashing , dont be a cheap ass beer:

a fucking rock. Nothing gets harder then a rock !!!

Spending that much on a 6 month?

Don't buy her some expensive ring she'll get to keep when she dumps you, go for something less expensive. Stuffed animal?

[quote="dr nein":3cc9f]Spending that much on a 6 month?

Don't buy her some expensive ring she'll get to keep when she dumps you, go for something less expensive. Stuffed animal?[/quote:3cc9f]

with a ROCK IN IT !

[img]http://img209.echo.cx/img209/1893/diamondssmall3ec.gif[/img]

happy:

rofl....so true

get her a ring, take her to a nice resturant. Get up to "go to the bathroom". GO to the kitchen or whatever, and ask your waiter to put the ring on top of her food/dessert/in her wine glass

Then she'll think he's proposing. plzdie:

oi. Aniversaries like that suck. I forgot what I did for my 6 month.

6 months?... bwahahahahahahaha... holy fuck, you're almost married, buy her a car!... hahahaha...

Don't get her anything. Be a man and tell her to fuck off with her meaningless events. It'll be over by 9 months anyway.

Seriously, I wouldn't get her a ring, because if you do, you're gonna have to get a ring that costs more than the Wal-Mart Special, because women have a microchip lodged in their brains that computes the worth of rings. If it is a cheap ring, which means anything less than $200, their sensors will go off and you will get a swift and efficient kick in the balls. Get her a nice necklace, something that you think suits her well. You can get her something around $150 that will really knock her off your feet.

do nothing, its a trap. If you start with this shit where does it end? You will be buying her a ring because its the 25th time you went through a drive thru together. Its a trap, dont fall for it. Women celebrate this stuff, dont fall for it. You will be one of these fools that drop $500 on a braclet for Valentines day or $300 on Sweetest day. Dont do it, be a man

A ring? No. Jewlery is a good idea, but a ring symbolizes too much.

Go with a necklace or a nice bracelet or something...if she into wearing that kinda stuff.

If not, offer to cook her dinner. Make something nice, not Hamburger Helper. She'll appreciate the effort and the fact that you can cook (you CAN cook, right?).

Try this menu (these are my recipes, so bank on them being good):

APPETIZER
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Bruschetta Tuscany
- 1 italian or french baguette, sliced
- 4-5 firm roma tomatoes, chopped
- 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped
- 1 clove garlic, halved
- 1/8 cup grated parmigiano reggiano
- 1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese
- Ground coarse sea salt and black pepper, to taste

Turn on your oven to 500 (broil).

In a large bowl, mix in the chopped tomatoes, chopped basil, olive oil, parmesan cheese, feta cheese, and salt & pepper. Mix thoroughly.

Cut the baguette into 1 inch thick slices on a diagonal. Arrange slices on a cookie sheet and drizzle lightly with olive oil. Toast slices in the oven until golden brown.

Take the bread out and rub each slice with the raw garlic halves. Place about a tablespoon of the tomato/basil mixture on each slice of bread.

Pop the slices back in the oven until the cheese melts and everything is heated through.

Serve immediately.


MAIN COURSE
==========
Chicken Parmesan w/Linguini
Caesar Salad

For the chicken parmesan:
- 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
- 1 cup fine bread crumbs
- 1/4 cup grated parmigiano reggiano
- 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 1 egg, beaten
- Ground coarse sea salt and black pepper, dashes
- 1/2 cup grated mozzarella cheese
- 1 jar of your favourite pasta sauce (yeah, it's cheating...)
- as much linguini as you wish to make

Preheat the oven to 400F.

Mix the bread crumbs, grated parmesan cheese, and salt & pepper in a shallow bowl or a plate with high sides. Dredge the chicken breasts in the beaten egg, then coat with the seasoned bread crumbs.

Heat the olive oil in a sautee pan over medium-high heat and place the chicken breasts in the pan. Cook until both sides are golden brown.

Remove chicken from the pan and place in a 9x13 Pyrex baking dish. Cover the chicken with the pasta sauce and cover with aluminum foil. Bake the chicken in the oven for approximately 45 mins. Remove the foil and top each breast with mozzarella cheese. Bake for another 10-15 minutes, or until the cheese is bubbly. If you have a meat thermometer, the chicken is done when it hits 160F or so.

Remove chicken from the oven and cover again with foil to keep warm.

Boil the linguini in salted water until al dente (not mushy, just tender). Plate pasta and place a chicken breast on top. Cover with extra sauce.

For the caesar salad:
C'mon, you know how to make caesar salad...heh heh. Caesar dressing, romaine lettuce, croutons, bacon bits...easy.


DESSERT
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Ice Cream Sundaes
- Do I have to explain this? No? Good.

WINE
====
Any white wine you like. Wolf Blass South Australia Chardonnay is really good.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5ee5e]do nothing, its a trap. If you start with this shit where does it end? You will be buying her a ring because its the 25th time you went through a drive thru together. Its a trap, dont fall for it. Women celebrate this stuff, dont fall for it. You will be one of these fools that drop $500 on a braclet for Valentines day or $300 on Sweetest day. Dont do it, be a man[/quote:5ee5e]

imwithstupid:

Its baseball season, how about some tickets to a yankees game or something. Present them at a nice dinner at a "fancy" restaurant. Most woman dont wear nice jewerly, and chocolates are lame. Flowers are ok, but be tasteful with them. Do the dinner at around 7 or 8 at night so when you are done you can drive to a place that overlooks the city, or has a nice view of the stars, or something cheesy like that. Curl up in a blanket with her and talk about "the good times" of the last 6 months as you enjoy the view.

As for the day up until the dinner, do your normal thing, just make sure she knows that you rememberd the aniversary when you first see her. Lines like "i have the night all in place" and so forth, show fore thought and planning which is really the key to the sucess of the whole thing. You never want to make it look like your making it up on the spot or yesterday when you realized it was the next day.

wow, zone teh renaisance man.....

[quote=KTOG] imwithstupid:[/quote:602ce]yep, I wouldn't buy anything. Just do some extra stuff for her. Do something "thoughtful".

Aw man, some very bad advise here. For 6 lousy months, you have to do something small. Perhaps flowers, or you cook her dinner, or take her to dinner, or write some love notes in a card and give it to her. Thats it !!! Don't go over that or you'll create a monster. She'll expect that shit all the time. Just do something small to make her realize you remembered the date. When it's a year, THATS when you buy her something.

6 red roses should do the trick, but remember on your one year aniversary it's ONE rose, not twelve...

I'm extremely picky when getting a girlfriend in the first place. When i do get the gf she usually knows me well enough that i'm not going buy her anything. Maybe we'd go to an art gallery or get a bite to eat, but nothing fancy.


PS: Give her cunnilingus

my last gf broke up with me on our 6th month and i took that pretty hard. (now she wants me back, weird rock: ) ill prolly try that dinner you pointed out zoner. fuck man im poor as hell, so ill prolly make some fake gift cards for 1 free back massage because she loves shit like that.
I know shes planning something big and it makes me nervous loney:

NOTHING EXPENSIVE!!!
I cant stress this enough. 6 month anniv. is not about buying your way through an anniversary, that comes after marriage. The key is to put EFFORT and THOUGHT into whatever you do. Do something that she will be calling all her friend saying "so and so did the sweetest thing for me today" or whatever. Flowers is always a good start, a dinner out at a decent place is also a good way to go with it. Then the real key is to throw something unexpected in the day, basically think of the thing that will make you look like the biggest whipped pussy ever and do it for her.

My 6 month with the gf was not to long ago and all we did was sit watch the ring and have a night together, and u kno the rest but i mean as said before if you try buy somethin big where will it end it will be expected that you keep getting somethin for little things 6 months is not a big deal/achievement.

oh yes, and the best advice I can give is this: never let her find this festering hellhole