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Default advice on a 6th month - 04-13-2005, 11:55 PM

so ive been dating this girl for (soon to be) 6 months and i was wondering (since girls think its such a big event) what to get her?


please no pre-pubescent teenage jackoff one liners (ie- get her a dildo dewd lolz!!1)


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Default 04-14-2005, 12:02 AM

flowers, chocolate, a card, diamonds ( give her zirconeum), roses. It goes on and on.


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:04 AM

ok any non-cliche answers anyone?
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:07 AM

dildo.

get a bunch of temporary tatoos with your name on it and her name on it and you can both wear them. oOo:


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:08 AM

ok im also going to ask virgin boys to stay out of my thread too kthnx
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:09 AM

Well what does she like? Hobbies, favourite food/resturant?


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:10 AM

Six months is a huge deal to most girls....Last year I had a six month with my now ex and basically I just spammed her shit all day. I sent her some flowers to arrive in the morning, gave her a call, then I went around to her hourse in the afternoon with some chocolates, and we watched some DVDs - Then I busted out her gift which was this bracelet with her name inscribed on it. (Which I copped for like $60). Then, needless to say I got lucky.


Remember: You HAVE to eat that bitch out, or at least MAKE SURE you satisfy her. One thing I've learnt in my short life is that you gotta treat anniversaries as HER day. It's not yours. Seriously. Don't expect to much from girls on days like that.

(.....Can't go wrong with the age old goldfish in the pussy either)
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:11 AM

derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:14 AM

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Six months is a huge deal to most girls....Last year I had a six month with my now ex and basically I just spammed her shit all day. I sent her some flowers to arrive in the morning, gave her a call, then I went around to her hourse in the afternoon with some chocolates, and we watched some DVDs - Then I busted out her gift which was this bracelet with her name inscribed on it. (Which I copped for like $60). Then, needless to say I got lucky.


Remember: You HAVE to eat that bitch out, or at least MAKE SURE you satisfy her. One thing I've learnt in my short life is that you gotta treat anniversaries as HER day. It's not yours. Seriously. Don't expect to much from girls on days like that.

(.....Can't go wrong with the age old goldfish in the pussy either)
FUCK, im so terrible at organizing this kinda shit
nature has selected me to be bad at relationships
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:17 AM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":54d8d]derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that[/quote:54d8d]

dump her shes a yankee fan
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:19 AM

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derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that
dump her shes a yankee fan[/quote:7eeaa]
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:19 AM

yankees own.

if all else fails go for a cliche.


  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:23 AM

Diamonds - She'll pretty much have to.
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:24 AM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":78442][quote=rdeyes]
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derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that
dump her shes a yankee fan[/quote:78442]
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:78442]

do you "love" her ??
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 12:26 AM

[quote=rdeyes][quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":155f8]
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derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that
dump her shes a yankee fan
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:155f8]

do you "love" her ??[/quote:155f8]
some people really get in my face when i say i love her.

"you know love isnt real"


well whatever it is, get off my grill dog
  
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