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Jin-Roh 06-14-2005 09:41 AM

What a grade acquired skill...
 
... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?

KTOG 06-14-2005 09:53 AM

I can play grindcore beats on the drums rock:

Doctor Duffy 06-14-2005 10:16 AM

Re: What a grade acquired skill...
 
[quote="Jin-Roh":b3f99]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?[/quote:b3f99]

Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.

Mr.Buttocks 06-14-2005 11:20 AM

eek:

06-14-2005 11:28 AM

My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Stammer 06-14-2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Theres a league for that now.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2005 06:47 PM

[quote="$p!k3":382d0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Theres a league for that now.[/quote:382d0]

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman? biggrin:

Tripper 06-14-2005 11:55 PM

I can pee with an erection, I can even pee instead of cumming. A skill I mastered whilst travelling the oceans by sailboat with JC and his companion, Anthony Anderson. Suck eleven dicks.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-15-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I can pee with an erection.

Thats a talent? I thought everyone could do that.

m00nraker 06-15-2005 01:46 PM

i can flip a pen around my fingers like Iceman from Topgun...... cool:

Innoxx 06-15-2005 02:06 PM

I can play Grindcore beats on my cock.

jujumantb 06-15-2005 02:26 PM

I can do the ditty ditty, if I... want to. Because then I can see if I want you.

geRV 06-15-2005 02:26 PM

Re: What a grade acquired skill...
 
[quote="Doctor Duffy":8ee68][quote="Jin-Roh":8ee68]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?[/quote:8ee68]

Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.[/quote:8ee68]

How longs it take you scraping his bits and pieces off the walls?

Tripper 06-16-2005 12:00 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":accbf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I can pee with an erection.

Thats a talent? I thought everyone could do that.[/quote:accbf]

Ah, but can everyone get it into the toilet and/or someones mouth.....? I doubt it.....

Sgt. Paine 06-16-2005 12:17 AM

You have to bend in very weird ways to do that.

Tripper 06-16-2005 12:39 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":382bb]You have to bend in very weird ways to do that.[/quote:382bb]

Nein. It's all about arcing it perfectly.....If you hold it too long the pressure is to much and it will probably hit the roof before gravity bends it down again...

Sgt. Paine 06-16-2005 01:06 AM

my bathrooms are small so there is no way to arch, unless you want to hit the wall. (which i have done) lol

Cool Fool 06-16-2005 02:34 AM

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lasagna 06-16-2005 10:39 PM

ohh cool fool will you ever change?

Cool Fool 06-17-2005 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
ohh cool fool will you ever change?

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