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Default What a grade acquired skill... - 06-14-2005, 09:41 AM
... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?
  
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I can play grindcore beats on the drums rock:
  
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Default Re: What a grade acquired skill... - 06-14-2005, 10:16 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":b3f99]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

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Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.
  
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My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.
  
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My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.
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My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.
Theres a league for that now.[/quote:382d0]

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman? biggrin:
  
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I can pee with an erection, I can even pee instead of cumming. A skill I mastered whilst travelling the oceans by sailboat with JC and his companion, Anthony Anderson. Suck eleven dicks.
  
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i can flip a pen around my fingers like Iceman from Topgun...... cool:
  
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I can play Grindcore beats on my cock.
  
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I can do the ditty ditty, if I... want to. Because then I can see if I want you.
  
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Default Re: What a grade acquired skill... - 06-15-2005, 02:26 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":8ee68][quote="Jin-Roh":8ee68]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?[/quote:8ee68]

Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.[/quote:8ee68]

How longs it take you scraping his bits and pieces off the walls?



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I can pee with an erection.
Thats a talent? I thought everyone could do that.[/quote:accbf]

Ah, but can everyone get it into the toilet and/or someones mouth.....? I doubt it.....
  
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You have to bend in very weird ways to do that.
  
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