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do they check your body or give you a test to see if your on drugs at a physical?

yes.... when i played football in 9th three years ago i had a drug test after the physical

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....and they also stick their finger up your ass.

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and they squeeze your balls, yes!

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They're looking for drugs.

I've never had a drug test on a physical.

Only for job applications and stuff.

Drug testing....Wtf....


I've never been tested for a drug. I've never even been threatened with it.

Yup, they test you for drugs and stick their finger up your ass. I'll be having this done around christmas time ed: -for my medical for the RAF (need to put on 1.5 stone before then though)

/me signs up.

The doctor may also need to slip his length into your balloon knot in order to test for "depth"

Jinkies! ed: ed: ed:

if its a physical for your family doctor...probably not...if its a physical for a job... probably.

Yea, where in god's name do you guys get physicals?

All I have to do is give them a urine sample and he just checks some stuff and I'm all set.

Dr Ron Jeremy's physicals to go... eek:

Yea, my Air Force physical sucked big time, but I didn't get "the finger". Takeing a piss infront of a dude was wierd though, uhggg. Oh well I will get my second one come September when I go to basic. annoy:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":35ef1]Jinkies! ed: ed: ed:[/quote:35ef1]

I said that a month ago... copycat.

Anyways, use a WHIZZANATOR!!!!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":5c28a][quote="Mr.Buttocks":5c28a]Jinkies! ed: ed: ed:[/quote:5c28a]

I said that a month ago... copycat.

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You do realise that's a quote from Velma?

FAGGOT HEAD.

yeah family doctor. god now i have to worry about a man touching my balls, well i guess its not so bad

They give you drug tests in High School Football? Or even a physical? eek:

[quote="Scalping Chief":8e62f]They give you drug tests in High School Football? Or even a physical? eek:[/quote:8e62f]

Yes drug tests as well... even at prom and shit... annoy:

[quote=Swill]Yes drug tests as well... even at prom and shit... annoy:[/quote:d1397]

fuck your school sucks

[quote=Swill]Yes drug tests as well... even at prom and shit... annoy:[/quote:aef65]

Haha, what a faggot school.

[quote=Tripper][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fe853]I said that a month ago... copycat.

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You do realise that's a quote from Velma?

FAGGOT HEAD.[/quote:fe853]

No I didn't realize it was from Velma because I was bereft of Scooby Doo as a child and I never watch TV. Thanks for telling me though! Your knowledge of little-known facts like this was really helpful to me! I couldn't have done it with out you Tripper! the_finger:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":6128f][quote=Tripper][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":6128f]I said that a month ago... copycat.

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You do realise that's a quote from Velma?

FAGGOT HEAD.[/quote:6128f]

No I didn't realize it was from Velma because I was bereft of Scooby Doo as a child and I never watch TV. Thanks for telling me though! Your knowledge of little-known facts like this was really helpful to me! I couldn't have done it with out you Tripper! the_finger:[/quote:6128f]

Great, now stfu.

Hah, sucks to be you guys. If i ever have kids (god forbid) there lives are going to be ruined by all of these laws to protect them.

My school hasnt asked for a physical yet, but probably will.

When I was constipated, I got to leave a urine sample, and I can proudly state that it was crystal clear.

Ive never been trusted for drugs before.

Don't you mean your not trusted with drugs. Wonder why?

I think he mean's busted....lol