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Default physicals - 07-12-2005, 03:35 PM

do they check your body or give you a test to see if your on drugs at a physical?
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 03:36 PM

yes.... when i played football in 9th three years ago i had a drug test after the physical
  
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Default Re: physicals - 07-12-2005, 03:37 PM

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do they check your body or give you a test to see if your on drugs at a physical?
....and they also stick their finger up your ass.


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Default Re: physicals - 07-12-2005, 03:38 PM

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do they check your body or give you a test to see if your on drugs at a physical?
....and they also stick their finger up your ass.
and they squeeze your balls, yes!
  
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Default Re: physicals - 07-12-2005, 03:38 PM

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do they check your body or give you a test to see if your on drugs at a physical?
....and they also stick their finger up your ass.
They're looking for drugs.


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Default 07-12-2005, 03:52 PM

I've never had a drug test on a physical.

Only for job applications and stuff.


  
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Default 07-12-2005, 04:39 PM

Drug testing....Wtf....


I've never been tested for a drug. I've never even been threatened with it.
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 04:50 PM

Yup, they test you for drugs and stick their finger up your ass. I'll be having this done around christmas time ed: -for my medical for the RAF (need to put on 1.5 stone before then though)
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 05:34 PM

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........and stick their finger up your ass.

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Default 07-12-2005, 05:35 PM

The doctor may also need to slip his length into your balloon knot in order to test for "depth"


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Default 07-12-2005, 05:36 PM

Jinkies! ed: ed: ed:
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 05:43 PM

if its a physical for your family doctor...probably not...if its a physical for a job... probably.
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 05:45 PM

Yea, where in god's name do you guys get physicals?

All I have to do is give them a urine sample and he just checks some stuff and I'm all set.
  
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Default 07-12-2005, 05:51 PM

Dr Ron Jeremy's physicals to go... eek:


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Default 07-12-2005, 06:54 PM

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Yup, they test you for drugs and stick their finger up your ass. I'll be having this done around christmas time ed: -for my medical for the RAF (need to put on 1.5 stone before then though)
Yea, my Air Force physical sucked big time, but I didn't get "the finger". Takeing a piss infront of a dude was wierd though, uhggg. Oh well I will get my second one come September when I go to basic. annoy:
  
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