You don't hear that everday?
 

I could use a few laughs so just make something up that probably would not hear out of the ordinary.


"I'm drenched in cum, now I have to go home to get a new shirt."

Well, I am out of this one, because I am not witty enough. eek:

"You ever seen a gun before?"
"Sure"
"Not like this you haven't"

"But I poo from there!"
"Not right now you don't!"

"It hurts!"
"Naw, it feels good!"

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

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"But I poo from there!"
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happy: max hardcore is a good man

"Swill, have you lost some weight?"

lol@fatkid

"I was able to figure out what object to query against in SQL, so I better get my dick sucked tonight when I go home"

"I've just had my vagina converted into a play room for the kids."

See: Doctor Duffy's signature.

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can i shit in your mouth?

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rock: Make it hard and heavy rock:

Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"

"Tip of the day. Don't eat corn the long way."

great song too

"Fuck a Rabbi"

"Please Fuck Me"

suck my cocks off

A paedophile and a 9 yr old boy are walking through the woods on a spooky night.
The boy says to the paedophile: "Mister... I'm scared!"
The paedophile replies: "You think you're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"

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"The dog doesn't know its not bacon"

Argh, my urethra feels clogged

A room full of hard ons and no where to sit.

Daniel Dey Louis stole my mayo and filled my sandals with cottage cheese. Talk about a garbagefaced-retard ffs. annoy:

Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "man its hot in here." The other muffins says.........



"HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

"Congratulations to The Toronto Maple Leafs on winning the stanley cup"

^ HAW HAW! Word.

"Take the last beer...I insist." -- Zoner

drunken quotes

*Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places!


*Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker!


*Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit!
*Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked


[To some lesbians at a club]
*Will: My mother used to dance just like that!


[Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor]
*Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! *waves hand across the crowds of girls infront.
*Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck?
*Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.

I want to party with teh bunneh. rock:

Unfortunately, I won't be near the Medway Valley Leisure Park of the Cuxton Road (A228) in Strood anytime soon.

Dang.

LOOOL Drunken Mate Quotes - I have a bunch.

Tyrone: I need a waterdrink me got the drys.

Guy (To his ex, somewhat jokingly): You're a faggot, and I hate you, you unclassy bitch.


[fat chick walks past wearing two different shows]
Guy: ......Did you see that bitches freakshoes? (All of us in uncontrollable laughter)

mr. buttocks : God Bless America