i hate the internet
 

I'm a member on meetmeintoronto.com , its like a myspace for toronto and GTA people. well i just got a message by some guy with this profile:

user: downtowntor

sex: male
age: 35
status Single
city: Toronto
born : Canada

smokes? no
drinks? no
eyes: Blue
hair: Brown
height: Average
body Type: Athletic
sexuality: Bisexual
job: Working, College


the message said this:

downtowntor: you look cute. I was wondering if you might be open minded and be interested in just laying back and receiving a massage or oral. You don;t have to do anything, just receive. I am clean, safe. downt-to-earth, just looking to give. Alot of straight guys show interest if it is just receiving . interested in chatting?

someone give me a witty reply for this.

DO U HAV AIDZ?!?

roflroflrofl

HAW HAW!!

...say no thanks, but that you might be interested in shitting on his chest/face.

Of course you have to respond with:


"y helo thar buttsecks???? lololol"

oOo:

Lmao. Dewd its free head AND a massage...wtf are you crying about.

Ps....

[img]http://home.maine.rr.com/mattyg/smilies/useless.gif[/img]

lol i told him i was interested and asked for a pic of himself

Ask for some jack pics

jeez, let him touch your penis already oOo:

ask for his address and shit through his letterbox biggrin:

this just got good, watch it be Buckweed biggrin:

LOOOOOOOOO!

ROFL.

WTFLOL

here is what you say

"Id love to, meet me on GF1 my name is Pyro"

I seem to get a lotta people from China/Asia wanting to be my friend oOo:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":c8024]I seem to get a lotta people from China/Asia wanting to be my friend oOo:[/quote:c8024]

myspace?

My gf made me one, because i think myspace is pretty gay. But i had to fix a few things that i didnt like that she did.

your GF is one of my myspace buddies you sexy italian beast!

lol tony

im gonna see how serious this guy is lol, maybe report him. theres enough freaks and pedos, who knows what this guy would do

dewd, just let him touch your peniz

LMAO he replied again

downtowntor: Hi, thanks for the response. You look cute. Tell you more? Well, I am just looking for a cute guy that might be interested in just relaxing.. that is just laying back and letting me give him a massage and/or oral. I would go really slow, soft, gentle. More of a relaxing idea then anything else, I think. Yes, I have a pic on msn. Can I have your e-mail. Hope to chat soon.

how far is he from you? Id do it mang

I was the who messaged you Tony

so are you down or what?

rofl i bet u walk by this guy on the street and he rapes you

lol he's in toronto, about half hour away from me. i just created a new hotmail address, im gonna add this fucktard and completely fuck his mind up more than it already is

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0f6b8]rofl i bet u walk by this guy on the street and he rapes you[/quote:0f6b8]for some reason that literally made me lol

ok fuck this, he's too messed up. as soon as i msged him my email, he added me in about 5.1 seconds. then when he added me i asked for his pic and he said it wasnt on the computer he was on (my ass).

so i asked where he does this business, and he told me the area, so if i ever hear about a 35 year old pedo on the loose i have an idea where he could be found oOo:

Then he just grossed me out, asking if i receive regularly from guys and i told him to fuck off and blocked him

well you do....

so whats the big deal

^^srsly, let him touch your penis. Then it will be done, over, and you may find a new fetish

comatose i will ban you

nyck plzdie:

biggrin:

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Im sorry,tony.

lmfao I bet he was dreamy.