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Default i hate the internet - 11-11-2005, 11:42 PM
I'm a member on meetmeintoronto.com , its like a myspace for toronto and GTA people. well i just got a message by some guy with this profile:

user: downtowntor

sex: male
age: 35
status Single
city: Toronto
born : Canada

smokes? no
drinks? no
eyes: Blue
hair: Brown
height: Average
body Type: Athletic
sexuality: Bisexual
job: Working, College


the message said this:

downtowntor: you look cute. I was wondering if you might be open minded and be interested in just laying back and receiving a massage or oral. You don;t have to do anything, just receive. I am clean, safe. downt-to-earth, just looking to give. Alot of straight guys show interest if it is just receiving . interested in chatting?

someone give me a witty reply for this.
  
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Default 11-11-2005, 11:45 PM
DO U HAV AIDZ?!?
  
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Default 11-11-2005, 11:48 PM
roflroflrofl
  
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Default 11-11-2005, 11:51 PM
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:02 AM
...say no thanks, but that you might be interested in shitting on his chest/face.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:10 AM
Of course you have to respond with:


"y helo thar buttsecks???? lololol"
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:20 AM
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:22 AM
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:28 AM
Lmao. Dewd its free head AND a massage...wtf are you crying about.

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Default 11-12-2005, 01:02 AM
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:39 AM
lol i told him i was interested and asked for a pic of himself
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:40 AM
Ask for some jack pics

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 02:00 AM
jeez, let him touch your penis already oOo:
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 02:32 AM
ask for his address and shit through his letterbox biggrin:
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 04:27 AM
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lol i told him i was interested and asked for a pic of himself
this just got good, watch it be Buckweed biggrin:
  
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