Ultimate Online Forum Ownage Ever...
 

Very long read, but if you sit down and read it you will understand.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthre ... 6&t=399203

This guy tried to scam someone on a forum over $25, and got more than he bargained for.


They even made a new word for the poor guy...

Word: wenzel

Definition: 1. Scam (or scammer).

2. Someone with a particularly bad attitude or arrogance.

3. Someone who is particularly stuck-up or has an entitlement mentality from being given too much.

Refer to the following legendary Internet post: http://www.pirate4x4.com/ (delete this space) forum/showthread.php?t=399203

Example:1. Gawd DAMN dawg! I paid that dude six weeks ago fo' that stuff and ain't seen nothin' in the mail! I think I been wenzeled!

2a. I caught that wenzeling piece of shit tryin' to rape my sister and he just said she asked for it!

2b. So I bump into this guy by accident walkin' on the sidewalk and he goes all wenzel on me like I was tryin' to start shit wit' him - WTF?!?!

3a. That wenzelin' dude just had his daddy buy him ANOTHER Audi! Day-ummm!

3b. I heard she wanted some more sparkle so she got all wenzel on her man and next thing you know - POW! She gots two new blingin' tennis bracelets! He's gettin' PLAYED!!!

die

i agree. good job, comatose.

[quote="dr nein":4dd9f]i agree. good job, comatose.[/quote:4dd9f]
why thank you dr. nein

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdis ... d1fe6&f=68

It has 1,532 Replies, and 475,778 views in a 10 day period...

die. slowly. by cheesegrater.

My penis is HUGE.

[quote="Ralph Wilson":47a86][quote=CoMaToSe]die[/quote]

[url="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=44c8d58f6a0f4d76aa198f3b95ad1fe 6&f=68"]http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdis ... d1fe6&f=68[/url]

It has 1,532 Replies, and 475,778 views in a 10 day period...[/quote:47a86]The topic starter had my babies.

ban: ban: ban: ban: plzdie:

ps




plzdie:

dood lamborghino doors on that escalade
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/babygirl604/Escalade-LamboDoors.jpg[/img]

Comatose... YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Stop trying to be an E-Badass, you're not cool.

LOL seriously. Okay this is what happened. He actually made the perfect response in the 1st post with just "die." he got praised forit and it should have ended right then, but then he kept it up(like when you laugh at a little kid for hitting his head with a stuffed animal and then they keep doing it)

let this be a lesson

I think I have appendicitis. loney:

I just took a huge shit.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0c730]My penis is HUGE.[/quote:0c730]Mine is bigger.

The thread he linked actually is somewhat amusing, regardless of how unfunny the word Wenzel might be.

im reading the thread right now. its pretty great

..ahh, I see...a bit like you and the ebaums threads eh..?

[quote="Eight Ace":d762e]..ahh, I see...a bit like you and the ebaums threads eh..?[/quote:d762e]

not even close my dear aussie

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7cc60]I think I have appendicitis. loney:[/quote:7cc60]

Be strong! You can make it!

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/hkysk8r07/wenzeled.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9465/dsc047298mm.jpg[/img]
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haha Pirate 4x4, IVe been there many times. I find them ot be a little more like this forum compared to my other 4x4forum. That guy is a douche bag.

Im cherokee. I have a penis designed to demolish buildings

No, you have a fat ass designed to demolish buildings.

LOL

bushido

Coma, I think it's about time you went outside and stabbed your fat gut with a sickle.

..and no, he doesn't mean a popsicle.

[img]http://people.uis.edu/braeb1/uisprairieproject/images/sickle.gif[/img]


beer: dance:

[quote="TGB!":7378f]One of the gayest threads I've ever read -

Some of those fools understandings of law are pretty fucking shit.[/quote:7378f]


Your understanding of English resembles mine....

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I found the thread quite amusing, to sum it up, scammer commits fraud, gets caught, then a lawyer on the board has a mail inspector go to his house, charge him, his ISP shuts him down, all emails = shut down, eveything. LOL. The guy had some nerve too, cocky little fuck, he got what was ocming to him. Read the first 4 to 5 pages.

Sites down, can someone sum up this only scam for me?

Really Gay

1."Guy" sells "Brand new" gears to MochaMike for 100 dollars plus 15 for shipping.

2."Guy" cashes in check for 115 dollars, and then asks for 20 dollars more.

3.MochaMike upset with the bait and switch tactic being used requests either his money back, or the gears.

4.In the course of justifying his reasons for asking for more money, The "guy" reveals that the gears he was selling are actually USED. Much to the dismay of MochaMike who now wants just his money back.

5.The "Guy" refuses to give either the money, or the gears to Mike acting tough in the process.

6.A lawyer on the forum intervenes by displaying all personal information on the "Guy" and threatening to inform the postal service that the "Guy" has commited mail fraud.

7.The guy decides that rather then have to deal with a postal agent, to just send the used gears to Mike.

8.Mike refuses to take the gears because they aren't new, and returns the gears to sender.

9.The guy, scared of having to deal with legal issues on the matter, decides to return the money to Mike.

and 10. we dont know if the check cleared.

He made it to urban dictionary also.
 

Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wenzeled

http://charleswenzel.info/

They made a shirt... http://www.cafepress.com/linea77

Website http://www.eld101.com/wenzeled.com/

Phone Call http://mistercmk.com/files/v004.wav