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Default Ultimate Online Forum Ownage Ever... - 11-13-2005, 05:11 AM
Very long read, but if you sit down and read it you will understand.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthre ... 6&t=399203

This guy tried to scam someone on a forum over $25, and got more than he bargained for.


They even made a new word for the poor guy...

Word: wenzel

Definition: 1. Scam (or scammer).

2. Someone with a particularly bad attitude or arrogance.

3. Someone who is particularly stuck-up or has an entitlement mentality from being given too much.

Refer to the following legendary Internet post: http://www.pirate4x4.com/ (delete this space) forum/showthread.php?t=399203

Example:1. Gawd DAMN dawg! I paid that dude six weeks ago fo' that stuff and ain't seen nothin' in the mail! I think I been wenzeled!

2a. I caught that wenzeling piece of shit tryin' to rape my sister and he just said she asked for it!

2b. So I bump into this guy by accident walkin' on the sidewalk and he goes all wenzel on me like I was tryin' to start shit wit' him - WTF?!?!

3a. That wenzelin' dude just had his daddy buy him ANOTHER Audi! Day-ummm!

3b. I heard she wanted some more sparkle so she got all wenzel on her man and next thing you know - POW! She gots two new blingin' tennis bracelets! He's gettin' PLAYED!!!
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 05:18 AM
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i agree. good job, comatose.
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 05:24 AM
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i agree. good job, comatose.[/quote:4dd9f]
why thank you dr. nein
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 05:33 AM
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http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdis ... d1fe6&f=68

It has 1,532 Replies, and 475,778 views in a 10 day period...
  
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die. slowly. by cheesegrater.
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 06:47 AM
My penis is HUGE.
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 07:53 AM
[quote="Ralph Wilson":47a86][quote=CoMaToSe]die[/quote]

[url="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=44c8d58f6a0f4d76aa198f3b95ad1fe 6&f=68"]http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdis ... d1fe6&f=68[/url]

It has 1,532 Replies, and 475,778 views in a 10 day period...[/quote:47a86]The topic starter had my babies.


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ban: ban: ban: ban: plzdie:
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 09:49 AM
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"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 11-13-2005, 09:50 AM
dood lamborghino doors on that escalade
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Default 11-13-2005, 10:17 AM
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Comatose... YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Stop trying to be an E-Badass, you're not cool.
  
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Default 11-13-2005, 10:22 AM
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Comatose... YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Stop trying to be an E-Badass, you're not cool.
LOL seriously. Okay this is what happened. He actually made the perfect response in the 1st post with just "die." he got praised forit and it should have ended right then, but then he kept it up(like when you laugh at a little kid for hitting his head with a stuffed animal and then they keep doing it)

let this be a lesson

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 11-13-2005, 10:22 AM
I think I have appendicitis. loney:
  
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