Religious people hate this man now
 

apparently this dude came up with a theory that jesus walked on ice not water http://www.clickondetroit.com/family/85 ... etail.html

i like the part "i average a hate e-mail every 3 minutes"

i'm not a very religious person so i'm not sure what to believe but i thought this was interesting.

Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ef4a6]Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad[/quote:ef4a6]

Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.

[quote=Blase]Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.[/quote:bf17b]

rofl

lmao, I think it's more probable that he was riding a dolphin that was right below the surface.

or how about he probably never existed.

or he was gay ed:

edit: [url:6b9da]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg&search=Jesus[/url:6b9da]

organised religion is just to make up for the lack of answers we have


i hate conservative christians with a passion

DUH!...

obviously he existed, his existance is documented, the romans wrote everything down dont forget...

the question isnt whether or not he was real it whether or not you belive he had magic powers like the bible says...

he was a real guy, with really good teachings when you strip away all the mystical mumbo-jumbo...

link?

lol, not this argument again. Everyone needs to stop pretending to know the truth about something you can't possible know.

And also, I love how some people here are so "open minded" and enlightened on some issues but have completely closed minds and hatred towards groups like Christians, way to be bigots, not to mention hypocrits.

jesus was a warlock with an imp named tarlep

open minded to things that seem possibly...

ive never seen a miracle in my life...ive nevers een someone walk on water

this is stuff human beings can't do...so why be open minded to something that can't possibly of happened?

He may of existed...but his name must of changed...doubt he'd be so lucky to have a last name christ with it's meaning...to be the son of god....just seems too....like a movie

[quote="TGB!":2f27f]AVERAGE religious people - couldnt give two fucks about this guy. Religious fundementals - you know the folks protesting at the site of dead soldiers, and dead gays. . .the ones bombing abortion clinics - THOSE people hate this guy.

Lets get our shit straight.[/quote:2f27f]

Agreed

[quote=Milla]Agreed[/quote:1c54b]

[quote=Nyck][/quote:83a8d]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5306665151934403100&q=fainting+goa ts&pl=true

[quote="TGB!":42e38]AVERAGE religious people - couldnt give two fucks about this guy. Religious fundementals - you know the folks protesting at the site of dead soldiers, and dead gays. . .the ones bombing abortion clinics - THOSE people hate this guy.

Lets get our shit straight.[/quote:42e38]


your right, my bad

this road goes both ways buddy plzdie:

Jesus Facts > Chuck Norris Facts

Religion is a touchy subject for some people. When i read this in the paper the other day (....thus, making this lil' tid bit of info OLD) i thought to myself that it seems feasable but i knew there would be an uproar from the extremists.

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Funny theory - maybe he has one about how transcontinental wind currents were responsible for Jesus ascending into heaven. happy:

Is it just me, or is it hard to picture a scantly clad man in linen robes hopping from ice patch to ice patch for about 3-4 miles? eek:

voidwalker > imp.

[quote:0b049]"I'm not trying to provide any information that has to do with theology here," Nof said in an interview Wednesday. "All we've thought is about the natural process. What theologians or anybody else does with that, it's their business, so to speak."[/quote:0b049]

LMFAO

If you can read between the lines, that's one of the best fucking sentences I've seen in a while. That was wicked...

its also hard to picture him walking on water, just me though

Jesus sellotaped water wings to his feet.

Not only was it ice, but Jesus was skating...

....Incase you people haven't realised, Jesus is a master hockey player.

rofl

As you nestle by my barstool
Making me so calm within
Have you touched me, with your warmness
Or have I wet myself again?

CHORUS:
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
But if you're drinkin'.. with me Jesus
Could you buy a friend a beer?


Well does your head pound with the masses
As hung-over you do rise
Tell me what does Heaven look like Jesus
Seen through Holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a taxi home Jesus
Or should we simply hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
If you're drinkin' with me Jesus
Won't you buy a friend a beer Goddamnit!
Won't you buy a friend a beeeeeeeeaaarrrr..
Jeeesuuuuus, six pack to gooooooohhhhhyeah!
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any of you see how family guy shows jesus? thats how he really was.

Man, you crazy Jesus... you cra-zayyyyyyyyyyy!! For the son of God, you sure are a son-of-a...WOAH!!!! biggrin: