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Default Religious people hate this man now - 04-08-2006, 01:42 PM
apparently this dude came up with a theory that jesus walked on ice not water http://www.clickondetroit.com/family/85 ... etail.html

i like the part "i average a hate e-mail every 3 minutes"

i'm not a very religious person so i'm not sure what to believe but i thought this was interesting.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 01:44 PM
Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad

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Default 04-08-2006, 01:49 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":ef4a6]Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad[/quote:ef4a6]

Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 01:51 PM
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Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad
Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.[/quote:bf17b]

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Default 04-08-2006, 02:23 PM
lmao, I think it's more probable that he was riding a dolphin that was right below the surface.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 02:35 PM
or how about he probably never existed.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 02:40 PM
or he was gay ed:

edit: [url:6b9da]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg&search=Jesus[/url:6b9da]
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 02:48 PM
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or how about he probably never existed.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 03:54 PM
organised religion is just to make up for the lack of answers we have


i hate conservative christians with a passion

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Default 04-08-2006, 03:54 PM
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or how about he probably never existed.
DUH!...

obviously he existed, his existance is documented, the romans wrote everything down dont forget...

the question isnt whether or not he was real it whether or not you belive he had magic powers like the bible says...

he was a real guy, with really good teachings when you strip away all the mystical mumbo-jumbo...
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 04:18 PM
AVERAGE religious people - couldnt give two fucks about this guy. Religious fundementals - you know the folks protesting at the site of dead soldiers, and dead gays. . .the ones bombing abortion clinics - THOSE people hate this guy.

Lets get our shit straight.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 05:26 PM
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DUH!...

obviously he existed, his existance is documented, the romans wrote everything down dont forget...

the question isnt whether or not he was real it whether or not you belive he had magic powers like the bible says...

he was a real guy, with really good teachings when you strip away all the mystical mumbo-jumbo...
link?
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 05:35 PM
lol, not this argument again. Everyone needs to stop pretending to know the truth about something you can't possible know.

And also, I love how some people here are so "open minded" and enlightened on some issues but have completely closed minds and hatred towards groups like Christians, way to be bigots, not to mention hypocrits.
  
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Default 04-08-2006, 05:48 PM
jesus was a warlock with an imp named tarlep
  
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