Wanking at work
 

So it appears that one of the cleaning crew at my office has been taking liberties with my internet priveledges after hours. I have a laptop that comes home with me and a desktop that I use to run resource hungry tasks, many times after hours. I never bother logging off even if I'm not running anything. Some douche is actually typing in the urls in IE and the history is chock full of XXX sites. I'm disturbed that he may be roughing up the suspect and touching my computer, but am also a little alarmed that their are still women in the office at the time that this takes place, based on the time stamps of the cookies. Anyway, I alerted IT so I don't get canned for this and am setting up a webcam to see what happens tonight. I thought I might see if the GF1 community could come up with some creative ways to pwn this guy.

web cam is great, save it and email it to the guy

Yeah. PM me the link. On second thought, don't. oOo:

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Put a message on your desktop telling this perv to stop wanking it on your computer or else youll bone him like the bitches in the videos he likes to watch get boned. spank:

Lol you thought that slight film on the keys was left over glaze from your morning donut

log off your fucking machine.....

you can set it so that it loggs off if you are away from the keyboard for a while eek:

Yeah, no shit. Never needed to worry about it before.

vvideo record w/ webcam, send it to the group email at your office.

Setup a live stream of the webcam video and let other employees know what goes on after hours at the office.

[quote="Jonsey_":9c026]Setup a live stream of the webcam video and let other employees know what goes on after hours at the office.[/quote:9c026] imwithstupid:

put it on youtube and link us all

Yeah, because you know how much you love to see other men wank off, live.

stfu and go eat some shoe leather

Hahaha some guy at my job does the same thing..its aweful..he thinks i dont see. its gross. but he aint wanking..jus lookin.

Some guy at the library at my University got caught jacking off. biggrin:

you HAVE to setup a webcam to watch him, it'd be so funny and easily done as theres all those motion sensitive programs out now that do it themselves


when caught, post here a.s.a.p spank: happy:

Theres a kid at my college who is in the computer lab 24/7. IT deletes his Drive space every week because he fills it up with porn. He sits at the corner computers where cameras can't see him and just wanks it. Hes such a gross person.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":28a8e]Theres a kid at my college who is in the computer lab 24/7. IT deletes his Drive space every week because he fills it up with porn. He sits at the corner computers where cameras can't see him and just wanks it. Hes such a gross person.[/quote:28a8e]

It amazes me these people have the audacity to do it in public with no worries.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":98940]Theres a kid at my college who is in the computer lab 24/7. IT deletes his Drive space every week because he fills it up with porn. He sits at the corner computers where cameras can't see him and just wanks it. Hes such a gross person.[/quote:98940]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

loooooooooooool. dude you have to setup a webcam. it would be gross to watch but i just want to see like the first 5 seconds of it and then make a video of you showing people and then get his reaction. he will quit most likely lol

I just want to see him glace around real qucik to make sure no one is there lol!

Can't wait to see what you did to this clown. Watch, it turns out to be some fuckin' hot girl who's in lust over you and finger blasts herself whilst watching porn and thinking of you.

[quote=Milla]LOL!!!!!!!!![/quote:854ec]ROFL HOLY SH**

teh sad part is this kid does it eve nwhen there are people in the lab. I know of a few friends who have been in there and turned around to see him at his desk going at it. The kid is some sort of freak. He keeps to himself, lives ina single, looks like he never showers and always wears the same clothes. And from what Ive heard he goes nuts in his room and destroyes his TV and shit oOo:

Setup an IE shortcut on your desktop that says something like XXX WIFE w/ SLUT VIDEO. Grab some webcam slut pron. Make sure its something where the girl isn't getting naked, but just being a cocktease. After a minute or two of her flashing her drawers, edit in an extreme close up of Brian Peppers. Watch the webcam and witness a man instantly go from extreme joy to extreme anguish.

Is there anyway that you can set a remote device that makes a noise like people walking or something. Then watch him on the webcam and every time he starts to pull it out make the noise. It would be funny as heck to see how many times he would stop aand start before he got frustrated and left.

HAHAHAHA!

lol

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":64406]teh sad part is this kid does it eve nwhen there are people in the lab. I know of a few friends who have been in there and turned around to see him at his desk going at it. The kid is some sort of freak. He keeps to himself, lives ina single, looks like he never showers and always wears the same clothes. And from what Ive heard he goes nuts in his room and destroyes his TV and shit oOo:[/quote:64406]
my friend tells a tale of a kid who like an Autistic Savante at his college, he has 1337 haxor skillz, but is retarded at the same time. He spends most of his day in the bathroom, playing with his own feces. Then he spends 2 hours washing his hands in the sink. Soap bubbles frothing over the edge and everything, and his clothes always have brown spots on them and he always smells like shit.

did ur "friend" hold a torch under his chin during the telling?
...with his blood-engorged thickness swaying hither and yon,
his purple helmet so tight as to reflect your approaching mouth
...is that how it went down..eh?

Update: Came in this morning and checked to see if I'd captured anything. As I suspected, it was one of the cleaning guys. It was a little anti-"climatic" though. First of all, the guy cut the light off in the office and really you can only tell who it is because of the glow from the monitor. Anyway, he sits down and starts browsing and is only there about 30 seconds before he starts yelling out the door to someone. He goes back to the computer and about 10 seconds later he looks all pissed off and quickly gets off the computer turns on the light and empties the garbage can. Just then, some chick walks in (could only see her back) and the dude gets all animated and storms off with his rolling garbage can. I assume it was another member of the cleaning crew.

Our office is just a big suite in an office bldg. The property manager contracts out the cleaning of the offices. I've seen probably 10 different crews in my 3.5 years working here. I don't even think that I'll complain about the guy to the bldg. manager, cause I don't want to see anyone lose their job over this.

I think I'll try one more time tonight, just for kicks. I really kind of feel bad for the guy, because this is probably the extent of his internet access. At the same time, I don't want him doing it at my desk. If I catch something more interesting, I'll consider posting it. Otherwise, I'll start logging off my machine or change my homepage to say something like, I'm watching you.

rock:

Might I suggest http://nyckwestiswatchingyoupoop.ytmnd.com/

Yeah, there's no real need to rat him out. Just let him know that you're on to him. I'm pretty sure he'll stop once he knows he's been caught.

You might want to warn him, adding the caveat that if you catch him again, he'll be reported to the building management.

Get a picture of some big brother figure and have text saying
I'm watching you masturbate to porn.

Use Ceiling Cat as your wallpaper.

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Buy him a fleshlight

LOL @ THREAD.