rat poo in my cola
 

Tonight I got an extra special bonus in my cola.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/ ... atpoo1.jpg
Looks like rat poo to me.
I sucked it up through my straw (unknowingly of course) and spat this thing out.
IT WAS IN MY MOUTH!! YUCK!!
It didn't taste like poo. It doesn't smell like poo. But it sure looks like poo!!

I won't say where I bought the cola from just yet. I'll let you guess for now.
We have phoned the establishment already. A manager called us back offering a VIP card or some petty thing. They're going to phone us back again tomorrow to discuss the matter more.

I still can't get the feeling out of my head. That little rat poo, the size of a pea, rolling around in my mouth, touching my tongue, my teeth... YUCK! I almost barfed. I still might.

I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?

when life gives you rate feaces, shut up and eat your damn feaces.

disgusting..lol

is it mcdonalds?
eek:

ban comatose


PS: I will pray for you bian.

[quote="Jin-Roh":759f2]ban comatose
[/quote:759f2]
Jin fux dudes. SRSLY. ban: plzdie:

now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

He's in Taiwan. It's like a staple of their diet or something.

indeed

LOL.

siq wit it

Is it easy to sue in Taiwan? happy:


...DA BIAN.

Re: rat poo in my cola
 

[quote="Da_Bian":885f4] I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?[/quote:885f4]

oohh no....just a little thing called [b][size=7]BUBONIC PLAGUE!!![/size][/b] ed:



"Small rodents such as rats, mice, and squirrels carry the infection."

[url="http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/bubonicplague/a/111602.htm"]http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/buboni ... 111602.htm[/url]


RIP

I doubt he'll be able to get much out of this

it isn't the states after all.

Get it analyzed by a lab: it could be undissolved concentrated cola syrup. My opinion is that even if it turns out to be poo, you'll have a tough time proving it was in the can to begin with...

Yeah, it was McDonald's.

Wasn't in a can. Sorry, should have mentioned that. It was in one of McD's cups of cola.
My buddy used to work for McD's and he said that the syrup can form chunks, but never that size and that shape.

Who sips coke through a straw, honestly. A queer, maybe.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":adb1f]Who sips coke through a straw, honestly. A queer, maybe.[/quote:adb1f]It was a fountain drink at McDonald's. Most people use straws. Maybe your fat nose prohibits you from doing so, I dunno.

LOL^

[quote="Doctor Duffy":68c94]Who sips coke through a straw, honestly. A queer, maybe.[/quote:68c94]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

The offending poop turned out to be a piece of Oreo cookie from a McFlurry.

We met with McDonald's management. They refunded our money and gave me a soccer ball! heh. My dog's going to love it. biggrin:

McDonald's made every effort to satisfy my concerns. I'm very pleased by how they conducted themselves. And they said sorry more times than I could count.

[quote="Da_Bian":41790]
McDonald's made every effort to satisfy my concerns. I'm very pleased by how they conducted themselves. And they said sorry more times than I could count.[/quote:41790]

OOO SO SOWWY

hahaha a free soccer ball when something like that happens they usuaully give you a bag of applie pies

free soccer ball? did you request that?

I had a coke at a pizza hut once and at the bottom of a cup there was a ton of flakey black shit. no idea what it was. my dad got pissed and yelled at some people since i was like 10 but they didn't do anything about it. no free pizza. wallbash:

Nope. Didn't request anything.

you deserve a break today............................................. ..........












BTW I dont use a straw either

[quote="Zap. USMC":5d827][quote="Doctor Duffy":5d827]Who sips coke through a straw, honestly. A queer, maybe.[/quote:5d827]

BAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:5d827]

Pls remove own pic from avatar. oOo: annoy:

[quote=Nyck]OOO SO SOWWY[/quote:aa8fa]
ROFL

[quote=Tripper][quote="Zap. USMC":9c8dc]BAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:9c8dc]

Pls remove own pic from avatar. oOo: annoy:[/quote:9c8dc]

My avatar on 92Bengals is of myself

[quote="Da_Bian":a67d3]The offending poop turned out to be a piece of Oreo cookie from a McFlurry.

We met with McDonald's management. They refunded our money and gave me a soccer ball! heh. My dog's going to love it. biggrin:

McDonald's made every effort to satisfy my concerns. I'm very pleased by how they conducted themselves. And they said sorry more times than I could count.[/quote:a67d3]
well that aint so bad. You got a free cookie, a free soccer ball, a happy dog, he mcdonalds staff are now your personal bitches, and a free meal. I guess everythings comin up rosie for juu

[quote=Blase][quote=Tripper]Pls remove own pic from avatar. oOo: annoy:[/quote:e267b]

My avatar on 92Bengals is of myself[/quote:e267b]

You're not as ugly as sin.