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FUCKING CHAV CUNTS!!!

Now thats out of the way, I went out on friday night with my girlfriend and a couple of her mates. We ended up going to McDonalds to get some food. As we were coming out of the drive-thu a cunt saw me and deliberately walked infront of my car whilst crossing the drive-thu. I had plenty of time to slow down and stop. So patiently waited for him to cross. I then heard aload of abuse from a gang full of his mates, claiming I "nearly ran him over". After hearing this I just ignored them and carried on, The carpark is in an oposite direction to the drive thu - causing drivers to almost make a U-turn to enter the carpark. This same twat walked infront of my car again, causing me to stop once again. He then stopped in teh middle of the road looking at me, so I drove around him and parked up.

however a minute later these chavs walked up to my car. There must have been 15-20 of them. The main kid was about 5"7 pretty well built but was prolly only about 16. He started giving me loads of shit through the window (my window was wide open), I'm not the sort of person to start anything so was trying to get him to clear off so I can eat my food. But he ended up trying to open my door, so I closed it and locked it and he grabbed me round my mouth and squeezed my cheeks. So I pushed him away telling him to fuck off, and wound my window up. Deciding that taking on 20 chavs wasnt the cleverest of idea's with 3 females in the car... I decided to drive off. I revered out of my car parking space, and after getting the cunts out of my way, went to drive off, but 3 of them decided to kick my car, very heavily. I stuck it in reverse, and ended up narrowly missing the guy who started it and drove off.

i parked up to see if there was any damage and found this:
http://www.mikeanthony.co.uk/carpics
2 very big dents and a small one. The fucking twats, anyway, I ended up returning to Mcdonalds only to find the main guy had fucked off. My friends called the police and ended up giving a statement, but unfortunately there was no cameras pointing in that direction, so theres fuck all the police can do.

Anyway, I remember his face, and if I fucking see him again, He'll be picking my bonnet spliters out of his ass!

chavpwnage

Next time someone stands in front of your car, don't stop. Seriously, just drive over them.


Edit: Cool cat.

You should have called me, me and buttocks would have had your back, forealzson.

..at least you didn't get raped by 20 chavs.

I don't see why people always try to start shit like that, like seriously what is the point?

[quote="Crazy Canadian":3c316]I don't see why people always try to start shit like that, like seriously what is the point?[/quote:3c316]

theyre chavs, they dont adhere to normal codes of behavior

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3413]Next time someone stands in front of your car, don't stop. Seriously, just drive over them.


Edit: Cool cat.[/quote:e3413]

we have ricers, wiggers and wannabe-gangsters over here. Very similar to the Chav infestation that is spreading across Britain. That sucks how they had to pick a fight with you, get a saturn. Dent resistant happy:

just run over them, or carry a gun

he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there

lol, I was gonna say that, just go bowling.

Same thing happened to me and my dad.. this black dude's car was totaled aleady, and we were pulling out of a restaurant along a main street and then went to the drive-thru Wells Fargo when he cuts in front of us, gets out of the car, and starts reaching inside his pocket. Scared the shit out of us.

Anyway, (he was going for cigarettes inside the pocket, btw), he calls the cops, we're there for around 4 hours waiting (seriously) when the cops came, but we got away as the cops obviously figured out that the kind of damage on their car wasnt cause by us backing up.


EPIC STORY, HUH

[quote="Simo Häyhä":96fea]he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there[/quote:96fea]

oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps

[quote=Arch] oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps[/quote:bc728]
He lives in England, they all drive small 4 cylinder front wheel drive cars. lol

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1b641][quote=Arch] oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps[/quote:1b641]
He lives in England, they all drive small 4 cylinder front wheel drive cars. lol[/quote:1b641]

POS...eidon gtfo of england. Don't tell me the cops carry lil clubs instead of guns now. rolleyes:

You shouldn't go to McDonald's.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4852e]lol, I was gonna say that, just go bowling.

Same thing happened to me and my dad.. this black dude's car was totaled aleady, and we were pulling out of a restaurant along a main street and then went to the drive-thru Wells Fargo when he cuts in front of us, gets out of the car, and starts reaching inside his pocket. Scared the shit out of us.

Anyway, (he was going for cigarettes inside the pocket, btw), he calls the cops, we're there for around 4 hours waiting (seriously) when the cops came, but we got away as the cops obviously figured out that the kind of damage on their car wasnt cause by us backing up.


EPIC STORY, HUH[/quote:4852e]ROFL.. all ways begins like that

poseidon, i cant believe dude had the nerve to grab you by the cheeks man, wtf. but you said there were 20 of em? shit, time to carry a "gat" with you just in case something goes down.

[quote=gtboys34]ROFL.. all ways begins like that

poseidon, i cant believe dude had the nerve to grab you by the cheeks man, wtf. but you said there were 20 of em? shit, time to carry a "gat" with you just in case something goes down.[/quote:6d530]maybe he can borrow yours, oh sultan of the slums oOo:

hey, just trying give dude a little advice, tis all. I dont own one and i've never even shot a gun. He did the best possible thing in that situation and that's driving off but what if door was open and the guy wouldve tried tugging him from the car, then what..

I don't think it's legal to carry a gun like that in the UK if I'm not mistaken.

that sucks man, but at least you got away without getting hurt.

taser, pellet gun..hell, emu' super soaker..

The next time you go to McDs, wear no trousers/pants and jack-off as you approach the drive-in area. If someone sticks their head in the window to try to chokeslam you, unload in their face and drive on.

lol chavs

Gt..you give the worst fucking advice; jesus. Anyways, glad you are okay poseidon.

keep an airsoft gun in your car.

lol, my dad keeps an aluminum cane in the backseat ... he doesnt even need it anymore, he just waiting for the day he can swing it at someone

[quote="Doctor Duffy":bd3d0]lol, my dad keeps an aluminum cane in the backseat ... he doesnt even need it anymore, he just waiting for the day he can swing it at someone[/quote:bd3d0]

shut the fuck up about your dad. You sound just like a little kid

My dad this, My dad that fuck sakes

Nyck, you have some very fine knockers

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my bad, i forgot about that one annoy:

[quote="Doctor Duffy":0deab]Nyck, you have some very fine knockers[/quote:0deab]probably not as good as your dad's

you fail at the internet again. hotlink owned by fortune city

I don't see the point either...sounds like the idiots from #1.

Adam fought one of the guys today...beat the total shit out of him but broke his hand.

chavs lol

fuck adam.

should have run them over mate.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a3256]Nyck, you have some very fine knockers[/quote:a3256]knockers lol

yehbutnobutyeh..i herd he bust his other hand fighting christians jetta

I thought the franchise Grand Theft Auto taught us all how to drive cars.

Sorry to hear that happened to you Poseidon.

yeah man, that sucks. i would have been pissed if that was my car. fucking dicks.