Arrgghhh

Poseidon · **Arrgghhh -** 07-31-2006, 06:01 AM

FUCKING CHAV CUNTS!!!

Now thats out of the way, I went out on friday night with my girlfriend and a couple of her mates. We ended up going to McDonalds to get some food. As we were coming out of the drive-thu a cunt saw me and deliberately walked infront of my car whilst crossing the drive-thu. I had plenty of time to slow down and stop. So patiently waited for him to cross. I then heard aload of abuse from a gang full of his mates, claiming I "nearly ran him over". After hearing this I just ignored them and carried on, The carpark is in an oposite direction to the drive thu - causing drivers to almost make a U-turn to enter the carpark. This same twat walked infront of my car again, causing me to stop once again. He then stopped in teh middle of the road looking at me, so I drove around him and parked up.

however a minute later these chavs walked up to my car. There must have been 15-20 of them. The main kid was about 5"7 pretty well built but was prolly only about 16. He started giving me loads of shit through the window (my window was wide open), I'm not the sort of person to start anything so was trying to get him to clear off so I can eat my food. But he ended up trying to open my door, so I closed it and locked it and he grabbed me round my mouth and squeezed my cheeks. So I pushed him away telling him to fuck off, and wound my window up. Deciding that taking on 20 chavs wasnt the cleverest of idea's with 3 females in the car... I decided to drive off. I revered out of my car parking space, and after getting the cunts out of my way, went to drive off, but 3 of them decided to kick my car, very heavily. I stuck it in reverse, and ended up narrowly missing the guy who started it and drove off.

i parked up to see if there was any damage and found this:
http://www.mikeanthony.co.uk/carpics
2 very big dents and a small one. The fucking twats, anyway, I ended up returning to Mcdonalds only to find the main guy had fucked off. My friends called the police and ended up giving a statement, but unfortunately there was no cameras pointing in that direction, so theres fuck all the police can do.

Anyway, I remember his face, and if I fucking see him again, He'll be picking my bonnet spliters out of his ass!

Nyck · 07-31-2006, 06:17 AM

chavpwnage

Mr.Buttocks · 07-31-2006, 06:36 AM

Next time someone stands in front of your car, don't stop. Seriously, just drive over them.

Edit: Cool cat.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 07-31-2006, 09:25 AM

You should have called me, me and buttocks would have had your back, forealzson.

..at least you didn't get raped by 20 chavs.

Crazy Canadian · 07-31-2006, 10:20 AM

I don't see why people always try to start shit like that, like seriously what is the point?

HeadUp · 07-31-2006, 10:48 AM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":3c316]I don't see why people always try to start shit like that, like seriously what is the point?[/quote:3c316]

theyre chavs, they dont adhere to normal codes of behavior

Stammer · 07-31-2006, 10:52 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3413]Next time someone stands in front of your car, don't stop. Seriously, just drive over them.

Edit: Cool cat.[/quote:e3413]

Simo Häyhä · 07-31-2006, 10:53 AM

we have ricers, wiggers and wannabe-gangsters over here. Very similar to the Chav infestation that is spreading across Britain. That sucks how they had to pick a fight with you, get a saturn. Dent resistant happy:

Arch · 07-31-2006, 11:11 AM

just run over them, or carry a gun

Simo Häyhä · 07-31-2006, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch

just run over them, or carry a gun

he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there

Doctor Duffy · 07-31-2006, 11:16 AM

lol, I was gonna say that, just go bowling.

Same thing happened to me and my dad.. this black dude's car was totaled aleady, and we were pulling out of a restaurant along a main street and then went to the drive-thru Wells Fargo when he cuts in front of us, gets out of the car, and starts reaching inside his pocket. Scared the shit out of us.

Anyway, (he was going for cigarettes inside the pocket, btw), he calls the cops, we're there for around 4 hours waiting (seriously) when the cops came, but we got away as the cops obviously figured out that the kind of damage on their car wasnt cause by us backing up.

EPIC STORY, HUH

Arch · 07-31-2006, 11:18 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":96fea]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch

just run over them, or carry a gun

he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there[/quote:96fea]

oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps

Simo Häyhä · 07-31-2006, 11:23 AM

[quote=Arch]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":bc728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch

just run over them, or carry a gun

he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there

oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps[/quote:bc728]
He lives in England, they all drive small 4 cylinder front wheel drive cars. lol

Arch · 07-31-2006, 11:28 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1b641][quote=Arch]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":1b641

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch

just run over them, or carry a gun

he lives in England. Its impossible to own a gun there

oOo: then he should get a 4x4 and start running over lil chaps[/quote:1b641]
He lives in England, they all drive small 4 cylinder front wheel drive cars. lol[/quote:1b641]

POS...eidon gtfo of england. Don't tell me the cops carry lil clubs instead of guns now. rolleyes:

Machette · 07-31-2006, 11:35 AM

You shouldn't go to McDonald's.