I need advice
 

"so..ive decided..
you are going to teach
me how to do something.
okay?? haha
i will explain later..
but its something ive never
done before..annnd i dont
really want any of my friends to know
ive tried it..buut..you need to
teach me tonight, haha im curious.

call me!! ♥"


So I got this message from a girl and i have no idea Wtf shes talking about, im suppose to go to her party tonight...but its about an hour from where i live, so i dunno...Any guess on what that means? lolz

Re: I need advice
 

Call her.

she wants to SUCK YO DIKKIKKKKK

Its obvious she wants some backdoor pleasure. Do eet!

Why the fuck do you need advice? Obviously you're just trying to show us how much an e-master pimp you are. Chances are she's gonna crucify your dick anyway.

I say hear out her offer before going...

so call her.

Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....

Well then, I think what she's trying to say is that she wants to rip apart your asshole.

so hed be perfectly fine with you using the bitch...

sounds like the makings of a gang bang to me...

go and find out..keep us updated

beer: i want to know more

you go and see what she wants. if she says she wants you to have sex with her brother say no and leave. if she says she wants you to have sex with her and shes hot do it. if she is ugly, don't go.

I'd say 95% she wants you to teach her how to give a great blowjob...


CALL HER AND REPORT BACK A.S.A.P SOLDIER


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She wants you to insert the new PS3 up her ass while she blows her current b/f.

The world is my urinal

i pussed out.spank: ...........not reallly ...i chilled with my friends instead....but anywyas... now she s coming this weekend here.... dance:

im so jealous...

pics or die k thx

she obviously wants anal....or a london bridge

or a Cleveland Steamer or a Mud Pretzel or a Turkish Snowcone or a Filthy Lopez

That like a Dirty Sanchez?

Give her an eiffel tower

well ..shes coming wed after noon....bad thing is that im plannin on gettin blastered tuesday. And i just found out that what she wanted was to try some weed... eek: annoy: I dont even smoke weed... spank:

she's using you for drugs. slit her throat.

Was that supposed to be funny?

What is an eiffel tower? Did you make that up?

A london bridge, but the effect is completed when the two guys higf five each other with both hands

someone highfive my dick

Must admit I haven't really heard the term 'London bridge', my mates & I refer to gang-bang (2 guys 1 ho) as a spitroast. I have to go to the real London Bridge quite often... I rather fancy going there with a young lady & perfoming a 'London Bridge' at London Bridge merely for sentimental purposes. rock:

Spitroast! haw haw!

Fingercuffs.

Alaskan Pipeline.

You may now lock the thread.

NEVER!!!!!!! freak: freak:

Well umm...big update and i have to this point concluded that i hate morals. Ill give you guys some backstory. Like i said about her coming Wed, well she didnt but she decide to come Friday night. There was a problem with that, i was suppose to hang out with her Ex (which she "hates")..ya she came and she was with him and another friend(female). Well then we went to a friends house and had some rockstar bombs and stuff like that...the other girl decided to go to another town to suck some guys cock..and after taht we ended up playing beer pong..and me and her got trashed. After a couple of hours her ex went to pick up t he other girl and we stayed at the house....and She asked me to go to sleep with her...so I laid with her...and instead of you know what.. I .....cuddled..

well you at least coped a feel I hope.

FUCK YEAH WAY TO GO VYES!!! ALRIGHT!!



oh wait........

explosive ending

wow. I would have gone with the "I was way to drunkand passed out while we made out" story instead of the one you gave us.

if you were lying in bed with her drunk you definitley could have done more than just cuddled

ya'll a bunch of preeeverts. she just wanted to learn how to play MAGIC THE GATHERING.