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TGB! 05-17-2007 03:57 PM

"Can you understand my chicken snatch"
 
Just said to me by a 73 year old short, fat female coworker. My dick has gone into a coma. . . loney:

Stammer 05-17-2007 04:25 PM

Cool

Nyck 05-17-2007 04:33 PM

wow this topic would have been a perfect entry into the "funniest things ive heard today thread" but you being you, fucked it up.

congratulations

[img]http://www.case-jc.demon.co.uk/images/Congrats.gif[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-17-2007 05:10 PM

cock

Tripper 05-17-2007 05:12 PM

i lold

elstatec 05-17-2007 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://www.case-jc.demon.co.uk/images/Congrats.gif[/img]


rofl i miss clipart

Unknown_Sniper 05-17-2007 08:00 PM

lock?

Eight Ace 05-17-2007 08:13 PM

INB4 [img]http://folk.ntnu.no/jonkjeti/Lost/Locke.jpg[/img]

jujumantb 05-17-2007 08:21 PM

[img]http://www.capital-calling.com/accommodation/holiday-inn-oxford-circus.jpg[/img][img]http://www.fork.net/aq/images/QUEEN%20BEE.jpg[/img][img]http://www.golfball.ch/images/productbig/1021.jpg[/img][img]http://biografie.leonardo.it/img/bio/j/John_Locke.jpg[/img]

Stammer 05-17-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
[img]http://www.capital-calling.com/accommodation/holiday-inn-oxford-circus.jpg[/img][img]http://www.fork.net/aq/images/QUEEN%20BEE.jpg[/img][img]http://www.golfball.ch/images/productbig/1021.jpg[/img][img]http://biografie.leonardo.it/img/bio/j/John_Locke.jpg[/img]

lmao +1

rock:

gtboys34 05-17-2007 09:00 PM

the thread is 10 times worse than my worse thread

Simo Häyhä 05-17-2007 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
[img]http://www.capital-calling.com/accommodation/holiday-inn-oxford-circus.jpg[/img][img]http://www.fork.net/aq/images/QUEEN%20BEE.jpg[/img][img]http://www.golfball.ch/images/productbig/1021.jpg[/img][img]http://biografie.leonardo.it/img/bio/j/John_Locke.jpg[/img]

lmao +1

rock:

ahhhhahahahaha!!

Tripper 05-18-2007 01:09 AM

ififrufehfrehfuehfeuhfwurwehuefhfehufeuhfeuhefuhfe efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeINB4LOCK

Zoner 05-18-2007 06:26 AM

HAW...clipart.

Arkan 05-19-2007 03:20 PM

Would her chicken snatch remark have anything to do with black folk liking chicken?
Perhaps she wants you to dig in......finger lickin' good !!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-19-2007 03:35 PM

imwithstupid:

Nyck 05-19-2007 03:49 PM

she have fat watermelon tits too?

TGB! 05-19-2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
she have fat watermelon tits too?

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?

Nyck 05-19-2007 05:01 PM

[quote="TGB!":0e392]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
she have fat watermelon tits too?

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?[/quote:0e392]

you must have a boring ass life, seems to repeat itsself often

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-19-2007 05:07 PM

fight fight fight

TGB! 05-19-2007 08:20 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":8bcfd
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
she have fat watermelon tits too?

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?

you must have a boring ass life, seems to repeat itsself often[/quote:8bcfd]

They must not have irony out there in Fatty Fat Fat Fat Land.

Whatada 05-19-2007 08:26 PM

[quote="TGB!":794bc][quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":794bc
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
she have fat watermelon tits too?

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?

you must have a boring ass life, seems to repeat itsself often[/quote:794bc]

They must not have irony out there in Fatty Fat Fat Fat Land.[/quote:794bc]OH SHI-

Nyck 05-19-2007 08:51 PM

Question whats fatter my waist or your schnoz you could breath in and suffocate a classroom with that thing.

[img]http://a959.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/m_1e7f88b0f9a6ab313164255cabd37afe.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-19-2007 08:56 PM

i wonder who would win a FPS popularity contest!?!?!?

TGB! 05-19-2007 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Question whats fatter my waist or your schnoz you could breath in and suffocate a classroom with that thing.

[img]http://a959.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/m_1e7f88b0f9a6ab313164255cabd37afe.jpg[/img]

Your waist. But then your sense of perspective MUST be shot. . .only way to describe you marrying an unfronzen wolly mammoth and thinking she was "cute".

Quick question, do you wear an oxygen mask before you go to sleep. . .in case the missus rolls over at night and accidentally suffocates you? If not you should - what would this forum do w/o you. . .
beer:

Coleman 05-19-2007 09:34 PM

this is ridiculous. How old are we?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-19-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
this is ridiculous. How old are we?

old enough to find this funny

Nyck 05-19-2007 10:42 PM

I find my self feeling ridiculous everytime it starts

ps. poopyface

Whatada 05-20-2007 08:44 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4a6a5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
this is ridiculous. How old are we?

old enough to find this funny[/quote:4a6a5]lol. 's true.

Blase 05-21-2007 02:46 AM

[quote=Whatada]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":b45ab]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
this is ridiculous. How old are we?

old enough to find this funny

lol. 's true.[/quote:b45ab]

Coleman is not 15

Simo Häyhä 05-21-2007 02:55 PM

this thread is full of lulz

elstatec 05-21-2007 06:27 PM

COLEMAN YOU TERRORIST CTU HAS BEEN CONTACTED ABOUT YOUR WHEREABOUTS.

CoMaToSe 05-22-2007 02:22 AM

[quote="TGB!":d4ba0]Mon frer. . .[/quote:d4ba0]
What kind of self respecting republican uses french, teeg?

Also, everyone knows that you're just jealous of nyck's wife because all brothas like dem buxom white gurlz

Eight Ace 05-22-2007 03:06 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="TGB!":af150][b][color=Violet]Mon frer. . .[/color][/b][/quote]
What kind of self respecting republican uses french, [size=7]teeg[/size]!?

Also, everyone knows that you're just jealous of nyck's wife because all brothas like dem buxom white gurlz[/quote:af150]

[url="http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/"]http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/[/url]

mad:


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