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Default "Can you understand my chicken snatch" - 05-17-2007, 04:57 PM
Just said to me by a 73 year old short, fat female coworker. My dick has gone into a coma. . . loney:
  
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Default 05-17-2007, 05:25 PM
Cool
  
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Default 05-17-2007, 05:33 PM
wow this topic would have been a perfect entry into the "funniest things ive heard today thread" but you being you, fucked it up.

congratulations

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Default 05-17-2007, 06:12 PM
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Default 05-17-2007, 08:01 PM
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rofl i miss clipart
  
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Default 05-17-2007, 09:00 PM
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Default 05-17-2007, 09:13 PM
INB4 [img]http://folk.ntnu.no/jonkjeti/Lost/Locke.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 05-17-2007, 09:21 PM
[img]http://www.capital-calling.com/accommodation/holiday-inn-oxford-circus.jpg[/img][img]http://www.fork.net/aq/images/QUEEN%20BEE.jpg[/img][img]http://www.golfball.ch/images/productbig/1021.jpg[/img][img]http://biografie.leonardo.it/img/bio/j/John_Locke.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 05-17-2007, 09:27 PM
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[img]http://www.capital-calling.com/accommodation/holiday-inn-oxford-circus.jpg[/img][img]http://www.fork.net/aq/images/QUEEN%20BEE.jpg[/img][img]http://www.golfball.ch/images/productbig/1021.jpg[/img][img]http://biografie.leonardo.it/img/bio/j/John_Locke.jpg[/img]
lmao +1

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Default 05-17-2007, 10:00 PM
the thread is 10 times worse than my worse thread
  
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Default 05-18-2007, 12:16 AM
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lmao +1

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Default 05-18-2007, 02:09 AM
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Default 05-18-2007, 07:26 AM
HAW...clipart.

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Default 05-19-2007, 04:20 PM
Would her chicken snatch remark have anything to do with black folk liking chicken?
Perhaps she wants you to dig in......finger lickin' good !!

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