Britney VMA: Trainwreck complete
 

wow so i kept hearing about it and finally watched it eek:

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/3386

she used to be known for her entertaining dancing
well this performance looked like she was a drugged out 1st time stripper. The dancers are literally directing her on stage. Let alone the fact she barely moves.

and the lip syncing makes ashlee simpson fiasco look like small stuff

I love 50 cents look towards the end, hes like what in the blue fuck

compare that to just a few years ago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lBeID7g5bNo

She needs to get back to doing what she does best..




and if anyone actually knows what that is please send your answers on a postcard to her address. eek:

she was entertaining back a few years ago she could at least dance sexy as hell..now... annoy:

She still wearing a wig? Hair doesn't grow back that fast

What I was wondering.

Yep. Extensions.

As for the vid, I couldn't watch it because it was a slideshow for me , but I know she's pretty chunky now and from what I could tell in the vid, she just kinda fumbled around.

Her problem is that she still tries to act like she's hot shit and she's not anymore. She hasn't been hot since 2000 IMO. Early on in her career, she had that kinda sweet innocent but still kinda a slut look to her, and most of her songs reflected that. Then mid career (2001-2004), her look turned mostly slutty, and pretty much dropped the innocent little girl look, and her songs reflected that change. Now that she's not really that hot, her songs don't need to have lines like, "It's Britney bitch!" in them. It sounds ridiculous, and nobody is going to buy that she's actually a cute girl after all the shit she's done to her image. She should focus on milder song material instead of trying to be something she's not.

For example, Kelly Clarkson is a fairly good looking girl, but nothing incredible. I'd say she's a little better looking than Britney, but not by much. You don't see Kelly Clarkson dancing around like a retard. She keeps it clean because she knows her image isn't compatible with slut bag lyrics.

She needs to get her old body back...

[quote="TGB!":5ce01]Never fails to disappoint. Only took a day or so. . .[/quote:5ce01]
yeah, whew!...I was totally like "what's keeping him?, why the delay?, omg I hope nothings happened etc"

PWND BY LIFE

rolleyes:

sarah sliverman fucking ripped her apart it was so funny

[quote="TGB!":a99b4]Considering she hasn't been on tour for how many years, why would she be in "peak" physical condition?[/quote:a99b4]

Usually, when you're trying for a comeback, you make the necessary preparations beforehand to ensure you don't look like an idiot.

Britney Spears is not fat. Should she have worn a studded bikini with her current body type? Well, obviously no.

She sucked beyond all belief, but it wasn't because she was fat. She's fucking crazy, untalented and hopped up on goofballs. Fatness had little to do with her career going in the shitter.

^ Script written by TGB!

thats a guy oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

lol fagit

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5db19]Yep. Extensions.

As for the vid, I couldn't watch it because it was a slideshow for me , but I know she's pretty chunky now and from what I could tell in the vid, she just kinda fumbled around.

Her problem is that she still tries to act like she's hot shit and she's not anymore. She hasn't been hot since 2000 IMO. Early on in her career, she had that kinda sweet innocent but still kinda a slut look to her, and most of her songs reflected that. Then mid career (2001-2004), her look turned mostly slutty, and pretty much dropped the innocent little girl look, and her songs reflected that change. Now that she's not really that hot, her songs don't need to have lines like, "It's Britney bitch!" in them. It sounds ridiculous, and nobody is going to buy that she's actually a cute girl after all the shit she's done to her image. She should focus on milder song material instead of trying to be something she's not.

For example, Kelly Clarkson is a fairly good looking girl, but nothing incredible. I'd say she's a little better looking than Britney, but not by much. You don't see Kelly Clarkson dancing around like a retard. She keeps it clean because she knows her image isn't compatible with slut bag lyrics.[/quote:5db19]

Exactly...

Innocent with inner sluttyness...I miss when christina aguilera has that before the video for dirty...

god they were so hot when they both were starting out...

[quote="TGB!":b1807]Dont hate cause I dont hate.

Seriously - she STILL looks better than what the majority of the losers here can pull.

And PYRO get real - your pissed cause she doesn't look like the girl in your homeroom class who's nice and proper, but secretly you KNOW she wants you to assfuck her - if ONLY you could get her drunk enough. . .sheesh.[/quote:b1807]

hey hey...why be realistic when you can dream...

"it's still real to me dammitt!!! waaahhhBOOHOOOO!!!!" cry:

AAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



*gasp*


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAH


biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Worst video acting ever.

she still looked good to me even though the 'comeback' didnt do her any good. i'd pee in her butt.

LOL at the crying dipshit fanboi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE3akeFeQU remix of it biggrin:


I like a few of chris crockers videos but he shouldn't have done this one, really messed up this time

[quote="mr.miyagi":bbb46]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE3akeFeQU remix of it biggrin:


I like a few of chris crockers videos but he shouldn't have done this one, really messed up this time[/quote:bbb46]

"Yes, I was "REALLY" crying, you fucking morons. The one time I'm NOT acting- everyone says I am..

I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched in full screen I am clearly crying, assholes"

wtf.....

holy obvious pregnancy batman

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[quote="TGB!":8ab15]Seriously - she STILL looks better than what the majority of the losers here can pull.[/quote:8ab15]
No question about that.

hmmm ... I usually like Sarah Silverman, but it's a good thing Britney bombed or we would all be talking about Sarah's train wreck.

ya...if you look at the end...she gives someone a pissed off death stare as she walked off the stage

She looks like shit, dances like shit, lip syncs like shit.......but i'd still hit her in the shitter. After i'm done, i'd wipe my cock off on her pillow.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vvI1LR3vybE

http://www.break.com/index/leave-the-br ... alone.html

Entertainment reporter update

Britneys lawyer quit on her, then her manager and now she just lost custody of her kids

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/britn ... tody_o.php