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Default Britney VMA: Trainwreck complete - 09-10-2007, 10:15 PM

wow so i kept hearing about it and finally watched it eek:

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/3386

she used to be known for her entertaining dancing
well this performance looked like she was a drugged out 1st time stripper. The dancers are literally directing her on stage. Let alone the fact she barely moves.

and the lip syncing makes ashlee simpson fiasco look like small stuff

I love 50 cents look towards the end, hes like what in the blue fuck

compare that to just a few years ago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lBeID7g5bNo


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Default 09-10-2007, 10:20 PM

She needs to get back to doing what she does best..




and if anyone actually knows what that is please send your answers on a postcard to her address. eek:




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Default 09-10-2007, 10:22 PM

she was entertaining back a few years ago she could at least dance sexy as hell..now... annoy:


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Default 09-10-2007, 10:40 PM

She still wearing a wig? Hair doesn't grow back that fast


  
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Default 09-10-2007, 11:07 PM

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She still wearing a wig? Hair doesn't grow back that fast
What I was wondering.


  
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Default 09-10-2007, 11:18 PM

Never fails to disappoint. Only took a day or so. . .
  
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Default 09-10-2007, 11:24 PM

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She still wearing a wig? Hair doesn't grow back that fast
Yep. Extensions.

As for the vid, I couldn't watch it because it was a slideshow for me , but I know she's pretty chunky now and from what I could tell in the vid, she just kinda fumbled around.

Her problem is that she still tries to act like she's hot shit and she's not anymore. She hasn't been hot since 2000 IMO. Early on in her career, she had that kinda sweet innocent but still kinda a slut look to her, and most of her songs reflected that. Then mid career (2001-2004), her look turned mostly slutty, and pretty much dropped the innocent little girl look, and her songs reflected that change. Now that she's not really that hot, her songs don't need to have lines like, "It's Britney bitch!" in them. It sounds ridiculous, and nobody is going to buy that she's actually a cute girl after all the shit she's done to her image. She should focus on milder song material instead of trying to be something she's not.

For example, Kelly Clarkson is a fairly good looking girl, but nothing incredible. I'd say she's a little better looking than Britney, but not by much. You don't see Kelly Clarkson dancing around like a retard. She keeps it clean because she knows her image isn't compatible with slut bag lyrics.
  
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Default 09-10-2007, 11:26 PM

She needs to get her old body back...
  
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Default 09-10-2007, 11:56 PM

[quote="TGB!":5ce01]Never fails to disappoint. Only took a day or so. . .[/quote:5ce01]
yeah, whew!...I was totally like "what's keeping him?, why the delay?, omg I hope nothings happened etc"
  
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Default 09-11-2007, 07:11 AM

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Default 09-11-2007, 12:03 PM

No interest in watching this performance, but she looks like a NORMAL mid-20 year old girl. I'm sure if she cares to she'd be back to her sexpot figure. Considering she hasn't been on tour for how many years, why would she be in "peak" physical condition?

If she wasn't batshit crazy, I'd still bang her.
  
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Default 09-11-2007, 12:20 PM

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Default 09-11-2007, 01:28 PM

sarah sliverman fucking ripped her apart it was so funny
  
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Default 09-11-2007, 02:30 PM

[quote="TGB!":a99b4]Considering she hasn't been on tour for how many years, why would she be in "peak" physical condition?[/quote:a99b4]

Usually, when you're trying for a comeback, you make the necessary preparations beforehand to ensure you don't look like an idiot.
  
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Default 09-11-2007, 02:50 PM

Britney Spears is not fat. Should she have worn a studded bikini with her current body type? Well, obviously no.

She sucked beyond all belief, but it wasn't because she was fat. She's fucking crazy, untalented and hopped up on goofballs. Fatness had little to do with her career going in the shitter.


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