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Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:37 PM

Should I marry a 39 year old?
 
Well, to make a long story short, I met this stunning girl at the orthodontist office yesterday. We started talking, and then she sorta plopped her boobs in my face when she was pulling out a wire from my mouth. I'm 17, and I think this lady likes me a lot and the question is, should I marry her?

Static 04-17-2003 04:38 PM

ummmm no oOo:

Bucknub 04-17-2003 04:38 PM

ummm no eek: are u on crack?

you 17
her 39
and you also just met. you dont no jack shit about her

Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:39 PM

err...did I say marry? I meant date. oOo:

04-17-2003 04:42 PM

she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit

JowShmoe 04-17-2003 04:42 PM

NEGETIVE!!!

Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:43 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":9b5a0]she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit[/quote:9b5a0]

Yea, but you didn't see those boobs! happy:

Bazooka_Joe 04-17-2003 04:51 PM

Have sex first. You are a moron.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-17-2003 04:53 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a8c4b]Have sex first. You are a moron.[/quote:a8c4b]yes but he isnt king moron freak:

Unknown_Sniper 04-17-2003 05:00 PM

Um dude. Ortho chicks always throw there boobs in yer face. THat was the best part about having braces. I am glad I dont have them anymore though

04-17-2003 05:08 PM

i think the real question we should all be asking is...Should I murder Office Depot?

Ferich 04-17-2003 05:10 PM

What makes you even think she wants to Date you or would if you asked her? It's not like she flat out ripped her shirt off, you just pervertedly looked down her shirt.

1080jibber 04-17-2003 05:20 PM

your gay!

now die....... spam spam spam

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 05:23 PM

Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.

1080jibber 04-17-2003 05:24 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":7af9f]Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.[/quote:7af9f]


i wanted to say the same thing


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