Kwality Joke Korner!
 

Man: "Doctor, I've a strawberry stuck in my anus..."

Doctor:"I've got some cream for that."

ed: oOo: eek:

boooooooo, wasnt funny
now this is funny



1st person : knock, knock

2st person : whos their

1st person : fuckoff

Man: "My dog has no nose."

Other man: "Really...how does he smell?"

Man: "Terrible!"

if you put sand on some iscream is it considered desert

Whats brown and green and eats nuts?





















ghonorrea

What's huge and is licked by many ladies?

My Pen0r.

Who should die ?

























Doc hayward aka K-i-a

a guy walks into a bar





























ouch oOo:

why did the blond snort lines of sweet and low???















She thought it was diet coke...HAR HAR

annoy:


Why are altar boy's hair parted down the middle?





From the priest rubbing the top of their heads outward saying "yes my son"

ed:

whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a blonde's mouth?





















Einstein's dick

so I'm head deep fucking some guy in the ass when he turns around and wants to cuddle. Jeez, what a fag.

[quote="Airborne Butters":8531b]so I'm head deep fucking some guy in the ass when he turns around and wants to cuddle. Jeez, what a fag.[/quote:8531b]
...eeuwwh! hake: Butters, I hope you cock-whipped that homo immediatley prior to giving hot facial

a hitchhiker gets picked up by a couple of gay truckers who are going cross country. While in the truck the 1st gay guy lifts his leg and "pfft" lets out a fart. A couple of minutes later the 2nd gay guy lifts his leg and " pfft" again a airy fart. The hitchhiker is laughing from both of them and says..boys thats nothing listen to this one.

He proceeds to lift his leg and "BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPP "now thats a fart!

the two gay guys then proceed to look at each other and say........








Virgin!

HAW HAW! Get that from Ricky from Trailer Park Boys? Kills me!!


What has 9 arms and sucks?

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Def Leppard