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Default Kwality Joke Korner! - 11-11-2003, 08:45 PM
Man: "Doctor, I've a strawberry stuck in my anus..."

Doctor:"I've got some cream for that."

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Default 11-11-2003, 09:03 PM
boooooooo, wasnt funny
now this is funny



1st person : knock, knock

2st person : whos their

1st person : fuckoff
  
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Default 11-11-2003, 09:44 PM
Man: "My dog has no nose."

Other man: "Really...how does he smell?"

Man: "Terrible!"
  
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Default 11-11-2003, 09:58 PM
if you put sand on some iscream is it considered desert
  
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Default 11-11-2003, 10:20 PM
Whats brown and green and eats nuts?





















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Default 11-11-2003, 11:01 PM
What's huge and is licked by many ladies?

My Pen0r.
  
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Default 11-11-2003, 11:59 PM
Who should die ?

























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Default 11-12-2003, 12:04 AM
a guy walks into a bar





























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Default 11-12-2003, 12:20 AM
why did the blond snort lines of sweet and low???















She thought it was diet coke...HAR HAR

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Default 11-12-2003, 01:12 AM
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why did the blond snort lines of sweet and low???


She thought it was diet coke...HAR HAR
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Why are altar boy's hair parted down the middle?





From the priest rubbing the top of their heads outward saying "yes my son"

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Default 11-12-2003, 01:33 AM
whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a blonde's mouth?





















Einstein's dick
  
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Default 11-12-2003, 02:01 AM
so I'm head deep fucking some guy in the ass when he turns around and wants to cuddle. Jeez, what a fag.
  
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Default 11-12-2003, 03:47 AM
[quote="Airborne Butters":8531b]so I'm head deep fucking some guy in the ass when he turns around and wants to cuddle. Jeez, what a fag.[/quote:8531b]
...eeuwwh! hake: Butters, I hope you cock-whipped that homo immediatley prior to giving hot facial
  
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Default 11-12-2003, 07:53 AM
a hitchhiker gets picked up by a couple of gay truckers who are going cross country. While in the truck the 1st gay guy lifts his leg and "pfft" lets out a fart. A couple of minutes later the 2nd gay guy lifts his leg and " pfft" again a airy fart. The hitchhiker is laughing from both of them and says..boys thats nothing listen to this one.

He proceeds to lift his leg and "BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPP "now thats a fart!

the two gay guys then proceed to look at each other and say........








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Default 11-12-2003, 09:10 AM
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boooooooo, wasnt funny
now this is funny



1st person : knock, knock

2st person : whos their

1st person : fuckoff
HAW HAW! Get that from Ricky from Trailer Park Boys? Kills me!!


What has 9 arms and sucks?

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