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snipeymagoo 03-21-2004 11:22 PM

Fu**ed up SH!T
 
Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 03-21-2004 11:23 PM

Uhhh huhhh. eek:

Judas 03-21-2004 11:23 PM

hopefully youve pissed him off and hell be at your house next. biggrin: eek:

Pick Axe 03-21-2004 11:26 PM

I think it's time you refer to the 2nd admendment, son.

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2004 11:26 PM

Re: Fu**ed up SH!T
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:

You packing heat?

P.S.-were do you live?

TonyMontana 03-21-2004 11:37 PM

sleeping:

Drew 03-21-2004 11:37 PM

Get some silver bullets and pwn that bitch. I'm uploading an aimbot to my FTP for you right now. I'll PM you with the FTP info.

P.S. - D&D is not real.

Pyro 03-21-2004 11:38 PM

If this is indeed real, there would be new stories about it.

snipeymagoo 03-21-2004 11:46 PM

i live in bum fuck salem missouri...our news papers dont come out but on tues. and thurs. and i'm not bsing about that...when the article comes out i will scan it and proove to you that town is that fucked up

Pyro 03-21-2004 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
i live in bum fuck salem missouri...our news papers dont come out but on tues. and thurs. and i'm not bsing about that...when the article comes out i will scan it and proove to you that town is that fucked up

Seems god has failed you.

Akuma 03-21-2004 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Get some silver bullets and pwn that bitch.


Eames 03-21-2004 11:56 PM

If this is for real, email fox news, cnn, msnbc, or some other news source and tell them the story.

Pick Axe 03-21-2004 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
If this is for real, email fox news, cnn, msnbc, or some other news source and tell them the story.


Pvt.Pinhead 03-22-2004 12:06 AM

Theres a Vampire club at my school....we normal ppl are trying to get rid of it because they go around after school in tights and black capes then talk about how to eat an animal, the only reason they still have the club is because the vice principle thinks its a good cooking experiance. Im waiting for them to do something like this.
And the sad thing about this is that their club is allowed to put up all these displays yet the Catholic club (which Im in) isnt even allowed to put up more then 4 items and a little typed up thing, these "Vampires" are going around with 2 display cases and all these things with blood and books on how to be a vampire and wierd shit like that, they even had a dead rabbit that they ate on display until they were forced to take it down.

Pachabel 03-22-2004 12:09 AM

Just smack the ringleader in the face with a fire extinguisher. That'll straighten him right-the-fuck out.


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