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Bucknub 09-23-2004 04:21 AM

Longest piss you've ever took
 
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

Tripper 09-23-2004 04:54 AM

I peed out of my ass for like 10 moses moments.

Unknown_Sniper 09-23-2004 09:14 AM

Didnt time but I had on a month or so ago that just kept coming out. close to two minutes probably.

Fireal 09-23-2004 09:16 AM

Probably a minute maybe

bukdez 09-23-2004 09:27 AM

i was on a long car ride and had drank like a litre of iced-tea, needless to say i was in serious pain when we pulled into the rest-stop a couple of hours later... i ran to the pisser at the Harvey's and unleashed what must of been a 3 minute or so piss, I dunno it was twice as long as any long piss i have ever done... good times...

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:29 AM

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

[img]http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/bullshit.jpg[/img]

no way you pissed for 5 minutes

Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:30 AM

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

[img]http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/bullshit.jpg[/img]

no way you pissed for 5 minutes


read it carefully fool

a minute five

ONE MINUTE AND FIVE SECONDS hake:

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:33 AM

FUCKING DYSLEXIA...argh...i just woke up my bad

cmere j00
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Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:34 AM

<3

Zoner 09-23-2004 09:40 AM

You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

well, my piss is clear as water, I drink PLENTY o' water, it was just that I had alot of water the night before and didnt take a piss before I fell asleep.

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

Thank you Dr. Piss

Zoner 09-23-2004 09:59 AM

You're quite welcome. You'll thank me for it when you avoid having to piss out kidney stones. annoy:

Mr.Buttocks 09-23-2004 10:39 AM

I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:

Weston22 09-23-2004 10:42 AM

I pissed for 4 min yesterday


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