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Mancer 10-02-2004 02:07 PM

WTF
 
The male orgasm is a wondrous thing. Through contractions, semen is released through the urethra. However, what is odd about this is that urine is supposed to travel through this tube. So doesn’t that mean that semen will become contaminated by traveling the same path that urine does? The answer is no because, precum, a lubricating, clear, sticky formula, cleans the urethra before ejaculation. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?

descry 10-02-2004 02:09 PM

stfu

TonyMontana 10-02-2004 02:10 PM

go fuck an emu

Mancer 10-02-2004 02:17 PM

Sorry i dont live by any emus

elstatec 10-02-2004 02:19 PM

go join blitz and eeyyowho or what the fuck ever his username was.

Zoner 10-02-2004 02:24 PM

[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 10-02-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

agreed.
your parents had sex and somehow you came along. go figure, the worlds geatest thing creates something like you.

Mancer 10-02-2004 02:29 PM

Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:

Pyro 10-02-2004 02:38 PM

oOo:

Zoner 10-02-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:

Well, face it. They did.

They were sweatin' and humpin and suckin' all night in some seedy motel off the highway somewhere.

Have a nice weekend!

Maplegyver 10-02-2004 02:41 PM

jesus christ 0_o

bukdez 10-02-2004 02:43 PM

Re: WTF
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?


premature-precum... duh...

Mancer 10-02-2004 02:48 PM

Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!

Maplegyver 10-02-2004 03:00 PM

zoner ill give you 5 cents if you lock this thread

Unknown_Sniper 10-02-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!

ask them if it was rough or if it was nice and romantic. then as for pics and post plzkthx


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