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Default WTF - 10-02-2004, 02:07 PM
The male orgasm is a wondrous thing. Through contractions, semen is released through the urethra. However, what is odd about this is that urine is supposed to travel through this tube. So doesn’t that mean that semen will become contaminated by traveling the same path that urine does? The answer is no because, precum, a lubricating, clear, sticky formula, cleans the urethra before ejaculation. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 02:24 PM
[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

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Default 10-02-2004, 02:26 PM
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agreed.
your parents had sex and somehow you came along. go figure, the worlds geatest thing creates something like you.
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 02:29 PM
Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 02:38 PM
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Default 10-02-2004, 02:39 PM
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Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:
Well, face it. They did.

They were sweatin' and humpin and suckin' all night in some seedy motel off the highway somewhere.

Have a nice weekend!

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Default Re: WTF - 10-02-2004, 02:43 PM
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. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?

premature-precum... duh...
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 02:48 PM
Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 03:00 PM
zoner ill give you 5 cents if you lock this thread
  
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Default 10-02-2004, 03:06 PM
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Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!
ask them if it was rough or if it was nice and romantic. then as for pics and post plzkthx
  
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