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Jin-Roh 06-14-2005 09:41 AM

What a grade acquired skill...
 
... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?

KTOG 06-14-2005 09:53 AM

I can play grindcore beats on the drums rock:

Doctor Duffy 06-14-2005 10:16 AM

Re: What a grade acquired skill...
 
[quote="Jin-Roh":b3f99]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?[/quote:b3f99]

Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.

Mr.Buttocks 06-14-2005 11:20 AM

eek:

06-14-2005 11:28 AM

My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Stammer 06-14-2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Theres a league for that now.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2005 06:47 PM

[quote="$p!k3":382d0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
My greatest skill is logging onto GroundForce 1 and reading all these new topics every fucking day.

Theres a league for that now.[/quote:382d0]

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman? biggrin:

Tripper 06-14-2005 11:55 PM

I can pee with an erection, I can even pee instead of cumming. A skill I mastered whilst travelling the oceans by sailboat with JC and his companion, Anthony Anderson. Suck eleven dicks.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-15-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I can pee with an erection.

Thats a talent? I thought everyone could do that.

m00nraker 06-15-2005 01:46 PM

i can flip a pen around my fingers like Iceman from Topgun...... cool:

Innoxx 06-15-2005 02:06 PM

I can play Grindcore beats on my cock.

jujumantb 06-15-2005 02:26 PM

I can do the ditty ditty, if I... want to. Because then I can see if I want you.

geRV 06-15-2005 02:26 PM

Re: What a grade acquired skill...
 
[quote="Doctor Duffy":8ee68][quote="Jin-Roh":8ee68]... it is to fart on command without sharting. rock:

Do you have any recently acquired skills?[/quote:8ee68]

Haha, my dad can do that - it's awesome, he tells me to pull his finger than he just explodes. My mom hates it.[/quote:8ee68]

How longs it take you scraping his bits and pieces off the walls?

Tripper 06-16-2005 12:00 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":accbf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I can pee with an erection.

Thats a talent? I thought everyone could do that.[/quote:accbf]

Ah, but can everyone get it into the toilet and/or someones mouth.....? I doubt it.....

Sgt. Paine 06-16-2005 12:17 AM

You have to bend in very weird ways to do that.


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