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You don't hear that everday?
I could use a few laughs so just make something up that probably would not hear out of the ordinary.
"I'm drenched in cum, now I have to go home to get a new shirt." |
Well, I am out of this one, because I am not witty enough. eek:
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"You ever seen a gun before?"
"Sure" "Not like this you haven't" "But I poo from there!" "Not right now you don't!" "It hurts!" "Naw, it feels good!" |
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
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[quote="dr nein":7ad94]
"But I poo from there!" "[/quote:7ad94] happy: max hardcore is a good man |
"Swill, have you lost some weight?"
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"I was able to figure out what object to query against in SQL, so I better get my dick sucked tonight when I go home"
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"I've just had my vagina converted into a play room for the kids."
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See: Doctor Duffy's signature.
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[quote="Doctor Duffy":06b6f]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:06b6f]
can i shit in your mouth? |
[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":6275e][quote="Doctor Duffy":6275e]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:6275e]
can i shit in your mouth?[/quote:6275e] rock: Make it hard and heavy rock: |
Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"
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"Tip of the day. Don't eat corn the long way."
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