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KTOG 07-27-2005 02:08 PM

You don't hear that everday?
 
I could use a few laughs so just make something up that probably would not hear out of the ordinary.


"I'm drenched in cum, now I have to go home to get a new shirt."

Jin-Roh 07-27-2005 02:10 PM

Well, I am out of this one, because I am not witty enough. eek:

dr nein 07-27-2005 02:12 PM

"You ever seen a gun before?"
"Sure"
"Not like this you haven't"

"But I poo from there!"
"Not right now you don't!"

"It hurts!"
"Naw, it feels good!"

Pyro 07-27-2005 02:12 PM

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 07-27-2005 02:13 PM

[quote="dr nein":7ad94]
"But I poo from there!"
"[/quote:7ad94]
happy: max hardcore is a good man

TonyMontana 07-27-2005 02:16 PM

"Swill, have you lost some weight?"

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 07-27-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
"Swill, have you lost some weight?"

lol@fatkid

wintersforge 07-27-2005 02:18 PM

"I was able to figure out what object to query against in SQL, so I better get my dick sucked tonight when I go home"

Mr.Buttocks 07-27-2005 02:19 PM

"I've just had my vagina converted into a play room for the kids."

Doctor Duffy 07-27-2005 02:25 PM

See: Doctor Duffy's signature.

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 07-27-2005 02:27 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":06b6f]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:06b6f]
can i shit in your mouth?

Doctor Duffy 07-27-2005 02:31 PM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":6275e][quote="Doctor Duffy":6275e]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:6275e]
can i shit in your mouth?[/quote:6275e]

rock: Make it hard and heavy rock:

Nyck 07-27-2005 02:57 PM

Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"

Rott3n 07-27-2005 03:13 PM

"Tip of the day. Don't eat corn the long way."

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-27-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"

great song too


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