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Mr.Buttocks 08-08-2005 07:01 AM

Testicles under padlock for two weeks
 
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Testicles under padlock for two weeks

A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.[/quote:a3fc9]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-08-2005 07:05 AM

for those who don't know what it looks like:

[img]http://www.ahphardware.com.au/padlock.gif[/img]

Michael 08-08-2005 07:33 AM

ow...ie cry: eek: *holds crotch*

SoLiDUS 08-08-2005 08:21 AM

That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

Akuma 08-08-2005 08:29 AM

I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

Wilko 08-08-2005 08:41 AM

Re: Testicles under padlock for two weeks
 
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[quote:41ae4]
Testicles under padlock for two weeks

A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.[/quote:41ae4][/quote:41ae4]

Either drink less, or get some new friends, sir. eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-08-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

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08-08-2005 10:11 AM

sadismasochim2.wmv anyone?

BlackJackal 08-08-2005 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

nein

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 08-08-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?

bukdez 08-08-2005 02:01 PM

lock-nut...

Akuma 08-08-2005 02:37 PM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":88b2b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?[/quote:88b2b]
Well that's what you get for drinking my urine with the lights off.

I put so much rohypnol in there that you should have been in a coma for weeks.

Tripper 08-08-2005 03:44 PM

....LO, that guy was SOOO, engaging in sadomachosim.wmv type acts. I bet he was too embarrased to admit it so, he blames it on liquor.

Coleman 08-08-2005 04:00 PM

ouch

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 08-08-2005 04:02 PM

[quote=Akuma]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "6z-8-z=4(z+10)":beee5
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?

Well that's what you get for drinking my urine with the lights off.

I put so much rohypnol in there that you should have been in a coma for weeks.[/quote:beee5]
happy: rohypnol is just another way of saying 'I love you'


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