[Mr.Buttocks]

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Testicles under padlock for two weeks

A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.[/quote:a3fc9]

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

for those who don't know what it looks like:

[img]http://www.ahphardware.com.au/padlock.gif[/img]

[Michael]

ow...ie cry: eek: *holds crotch*

[SoLiDUS]

That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

[Akuma]

I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

[Wilko]

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Testicles under padlock for two weeks

A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.[/quote:41ae4][/quote:41ae4]

Either drink less, or get some new friends, sir. eek:

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

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sadismasochim2.wmv anyone?

[BlackJackal]

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

That's the redneck version of safe sex... biggrin:

nein

[6z-8-z=4(z+10)]

Originally Posted by Akuma

I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?

[bukdez]

lock-nut...

[Akuma]

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Originally Posted by Akuma

I've never broken the key off inside the lock...

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?[/quote:88b2b]
Well that's what you get for drinking my urine with the lights off.

I put so much rohypnol in there that you should have been in a coma for weeks.

[Tripper]

....LO, that guy was SOOO, engaging in sadomachosim.wmv type acts. I bet he was too embarrased to admit it so, he blames it on liquor.

[Coleman]

ouch

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[quote=Akuma]

Originally Posted by "6z-8-z=4(z+10)":beee5

you did when you were with me cry:

can i have my liver back?

Well that's what you get for drinking my urine with the lights off.

I put so much rohypnol in there that you should have been in a coma for weeks.[/quote:beee5]
happy: rohypnol is just another way of saying 'I love you'