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TonyMontana 11-11-2005 11:42 PM

i hate the internet
 
I'm a member on meetmeintoronto.com , its like a myspace for toronto and GTA people. well i just got a message by some guy with this profile:

user: downtowntor

sex: male
age: 35
status Single
city: Toronto
born : Canada

smokes? no
drinks? no
eyes: Blue
hair: Brown
height: Average
body Type: Athletic
sexuality: Bisexual
job: Working, College


the message said this:

downtowntor: you look cute. I was wondering if you might be open minded and be interested in just laying back and receiving a massage or oral. You don;t have to do anything, just receive. I am clean, safe. downt-to-earth, just looking to give. Alot of straight guys show interest if it is just receiving . interested in chatting?

someone give me a witty reply for this.

Doctor Duffy 11-11-2005 11:45 PM

DO U HAV AIDZ?!?

Akuma 11-11-2005 11:48 PM

roflroflrofl

Sgt. Paine 11-11-2005 11:51 PM

HAW HAW!!

Eight Ace 11-12-2005 12:02 AM

...say no thanks, but that you might be interested in shitting on his chest/face.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-12-2005 12:10 AM

Of course you have to respond with:


"y helo thar buttsecks???? lololol"

Machette 11-12-2005 12:20 AM

oOo:

dr nein 11-12-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
oOo:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
...


Nyck 11-12-2005 12:28 AM

Lmao. Dewd its free head AND a massage...wtf are you crying about.

Ps....

[img]http://home.maine.rr.com/mattyg/smilies/useless.gif[/img]

Michael 11-12-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
roflroflrofl


TonyMontana 11-12-2005 01:39 AM

lol i told him i was interested and asked for a pic of himself

Simo Häyhä 11-12-2005 01:40 AM

Ask for some jack pics

CoMaToSe 11-12-2005 02:00 AM

jeez, let him touch your penis already oOo:

Poseidon 11-12-2005 02:32 AM

ask for his address and shit through his letterbox biggrin:

1080jibber 11-12-2005 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
lol i told him i was interested and asked for a pic of himself

this just got good, watch it be Buckweed biggrin:


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