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Gonzo 12-27-2005 09:21 AM
I'm..
 
18 finally i can go out and buy porn.

Miscguy 12-27-2005 09:23 AM
No real man buys porn.

Whatada 12-27-2005 09:48 AM
Buy porn? eek:

Go to Canada and get hammered.

Eames 12-27-2005 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whatada
Buy porn? eek:

Go to Canada and get hammered.
now now...when you turn 18 theres a list of things you have to do...just because you legally can. you go buy a cigar and smoke it, you go to the porn store and buy a porn just because you can, then later that night you get wasted and go to the strip club with your buddies...thats what i did and it was pretty fun.

Stammer 12-27-2005 09:58 AM
Join the military.

Cpt. Obvious 12-27-2005 10:24 AM
Register fo selective service.

12-27-2005 10:25 AM
have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

congratz.

Forte 12-27-2005 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

congratz.
nahh. as you are doing he from behind spit on her back. then when she turns around cum in her face.

anti 12-27-2005 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Forte
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

congratz.
nahh. as you are doing he from behind spit on her back. then when she turns around cum in her face.
... you fucking punch that bitch in the face when she turns around, none of this coming nonsense.

Pyro 12-27-2005 10:54 AM
you can also buy a lottery ticket (unless it is different there)

Forte 12-27-2005 10:55 AM
you can buy them at age 14 here but if you win you cant cash them in. oOo:

Scorched Earth 12-27-2005 11:01 AM
congrats, you are now officially a menace to society.

JBird 12-27-2005 11:37 AM
you can also buy b-b's and fireworks too rock:

Eight Ace 12-27-2005 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
you can also buy a lottery ticket (unless it is different there)
whoa! calmdown: ..booze n hoes are one thing, but there's no need for him to go completely fucking mad.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-27-2005 02:54 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":5aa84]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
you can also buy a lottery ticket (unless it is different there)
whoa! calmdown: ..booze n hoes are one thing, but there's no need for him to go completely fucking mad.[/quote:5aa84][img]http://movv.com/prvupload/files/howdy.jpg[/img]


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