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Default I'm.. - 12-27-2005, 09:21 AM
18 finally i can go out and buy porn.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 09:23 AM
No real man buys porn.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 09:48 AM
Buy porn? eek:

Go to Canada and get hammered.


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Default 12-27-2005, 09:57 AM
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Buy porn? eek:

Go to Canada and get hammered.
now now...when you turn 18 theres a list of things you have to do...just because you legally can. you go buy a cigar and smoke it, you go to the porn store and buy a porn just because you can, then later that night you get wasted and go to the strip club with your buddies...thats what i did and it was pretty fun.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 09:58 AM
Join the military.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Register fo selective service.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:25 AM
have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

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Default 12-27-2005, 10:40 AM
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have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

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nahh. as you are doing he from behind spit on her back. then when she turns around cum in her face.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:42 AM
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have sex with a hooker and at your climax, cockslap her and jizz in hear ear.

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nahh. as you are doing he from behind spit on her back. then when she turns around cum in her face.
... you fucking punch that bitch in the face when she turns around, none of this coming nonsense.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:54 AM
you can also buy a lottery ticket (unless it is different there)
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:55 AM
you can buy them at age 14 here but if you win you cant cash them in. oOo:
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 11:01 AM
congrats, you are now officially a menace to society.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 11:37 AM
you can also buy b-b's and fireworks too rock:
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 02:50 PM
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you can also buy a lottery ticket (unless it is different there)
whoa! calmdown: ..booze n hoes are one thing, but there's no need for him to go completely fucking mad.
  
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