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Chiodos86 04-08-2006 01:42 PM

Religious people hate this man now
 
apparently this dude came up with a theory that jesus walked on ice not water http://www.clickondetroit.com/family/85 ... etail.html

i like the part "i average a hate e-mail every 3 minutes"

i'm not a very religious person so i'm not sure what to believe but i thought this was interesting.

Simo Häyhä 04-08-2006 01:44 PM

Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad

Blase 04-08-2006 01:49 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ef4a6]Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad[/quote:ef4a6]

Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.

Chiodos86 04-08-2006 01:51 PM

[quote=Blase]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":bf17b
Jesus and moses defeated the Romans at the battle of Stalingrad

Surprisngly enough, that paticular battle was during the Korean War.[/quote:bf17b]

rofl

c312 04-08-2006 02:23 PM

lmao, I think it's more probable that he was riding a dolphin that was right below the surface.

ninty 04-08-2006 02:35 PM

or how about he probably never existed.

1080jibber 04-08-2006 02:40 PM

or he was gay ed:

edit: [url:6b9da]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg&search=Jesus[/url:6b9da]

Machette 04-08-2006 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty
or how about he probably never existed.


mr.miyagi 04-08-2006 03:54 PM

organised religion is just to make up for the lack of answers we have


i hate conservative christians with a passion

bukdez 04-08-2006 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
or how about he probably never existed.


DUH!...

obviously he existed, his existance is documented, the romans wrote everything down dont forget...

the question isnt whether or not he was real it whether or not you belive he had magic powers like the bible says...

he was a real guy, with really good teachings when you strip away all the mystical mumbo-jumbo...

TGB! 04-08-2006 04:18 PM

AVERAGE religious people - couldnt give two fucks about this guy. Religious fundementals - you know the folks protesting at the site of dead soldiers, and dead gays. . .the ones bombing abortion clinics - THOSE people hate this guy.

Lets get our shit straight.

Pyro 04-08-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
or how about he probably never existed.


ninty 04-08-2006 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
or how about he probably never existed.


DUH!...

obviously he existed, his existance is documented, the romans wrote everything down dont forget...

the question isnt whether or not he was real it whether or not you belive he had magic powers like the bible says...

he was a real guy, with really good teachings when you strip away all the mystical mumbo-jumbo...

link?

c312 04-08-2006 05:35 PM

lol, not this argument again. Everyone needs to stop pretending to know the truth about something you can't possible know.

And also, I love how some people here are so "open minded" and enlightened on some issues but have completely closed minds and hatred towards groups like Christians, way to be bigots, not to mention hypocrits.

Akuma 04-08-2006 05:48 PM

jesus was a warlock with an imp named tarlep


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