broken rib?
 

i have a question regarding broken ribs. last year i was really drunk at a party and was looking for a place to piss beside the house i was at. i didnt happen to notice the 6 foot trench dug for some sort of pipe; which i fell into and smashed my left side pretty fucking hard on the other side (i was left breathless for a good 5 minhutes). one of my ribs was in pain for a good week or so, it was hard to move from certain positions and deep breaths/laughing/coughing caused tremendous pain. after awhile it healed up, but tonight i got really wasted and decided it would be fun to box my 220 pound friend (i'm only 150). he nailed me in the exact same spot/rib h that i fell onto, and now i can barely move. i'm literally yelling in pain just to get up off the couch. do you think my rib is broken and i should get it checked out at a doctors, or is it just bruised and will go away in time? any experiences? duffy post a dirty penis? can kim possible do the impossible?

Sounds like a broken rib to me. It only takes 11 foot pounds of pressure to break a rib. You can go to a doctor to verify but they can't do nothing for it. You need to rest and for the love of god, don't sneeze or laugh.

I'd get it checked out anyways. If it is bruised then that's good you know now, but if it's broken well that's a whole different story.

Whether its broken or not, theres not a whole lot a doctor can do. I say save yourself (or your parents, whoever) a 300$ verification. It'll heal eventually.

hope your rib feels better, babes

xoxo

no, you're fine. It's all just in your head, you are still drunk.

It'll heal, i broke 3 ribs dirt biking. They hurt like hell but cant be set in a cast or anything so your pretty much boned. Basically unless it ruptured something IE became completely detatched, (requires surgery) then fucking live with the pain.

I didnt even get xrays on my 3 ribs i simply knew by feeling around and could feel the crack. Being a skinny mother fucker can save you some cash, i bet you fattys couldnt do that shit.

The rest came from my mom whos a nurse and said i was fucked since they cant really do anything but give pain pills.

Re: broken rib?
 

Go to the doctors to make sure of what it is and to make sure theres no other damage nubtard.

lol you're just lucky it didn't pierce your lung

Try not to get wasted as much, or at least try not to do stupid shit while wasted knowing your condition. oOo:

canada, free health care.


i heard a doctor can't do much but i'm gonna need to get it verified if i have to take time off of work. i'll try and get up to the hospital today because it still hurts like a fucking bitch.

Fix'd

broken ribs hurt but like the others said all you can do is wait it out. It only hurts til the pain goes away

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pull out your rib and make a really hot gf for yourself.