broken rib?

anti · **broken rib? -** 07-09-2006, 03:17 AM

i have a question regarding broken ribs. last year i was really drunk at a party and was looking for a place to piss beside the house i was at. i didnt happen to notice the 6 foot trench dug for some sort of pipe; which i fell into and smashed my left side pretty fucking hard on the other side (i was left breathless for a good 5 minhutes). one of my ribs was in pain for a good week or so, it was hard to move from certain positions and deep breaths/laughing/coughing caused tremendous pain. after awhile it healed up, but tonight i got really wasted and decided it would be fun to box my 220 pound friend (i'm only 150). he nailed me in the exact same spot/rib h that i fell onto, and now i can barely move. i'm literally yelling in pain just to get up off the couch. do you think my rib is broken and i should get it checked out at a doctors, or is it just bruised and will go away in time? any experiences? duffy post a dirty penis? can kim possible do the impossible?

Arkan · 07-09-2006, 03:24 AM

Sounds like a broken rib to me. It only takes 11 foot pounds of pressure to break a rib. You can go to a doctor to verify but they can't do nothing for it. You need to rest and for the love of god, don't sneeze or laugh.

Blase · 07-09-2006, 03:24 AM

I'd get it checked out anyways. If it is bruised then that's good you know now, but if it's broken well that's a whole different story.

CoMaToSe · 07-09-2006, 03:39 AM

Whether its broken or not, theres not a whole lot a doctor can do. I say save yourself (or your parents, whoever) a 300$ verification. It'll heal eventually.

Simo Häyhä · 07-09-2006, 04:22 AM

hope your rib feels better, babes

xoxo

Bucknub · 07-09-2006, 04:39 AM

no, you're fine. It's all just in your head, you are still drunk.

Miscguy · 07-09-2006, 04:53 AM

It'll heal, i broke 3 ribs dirt biking. They hurt like hell but cant be set in a cast or anything so your pretty much boned. Basically unless it ruptured something IE became completely detatched, (requires surgery) then fucking live with the pain.

I didnt even get xrays on my 3 ribs i simply knew by feeling around and could feel the crack. Being a skinny mother fucker can save you some cash, i bet you fattys couldnt do that shit.

The rest came from my mom whos a nurse and said i was fucked since they cant really do anything but give pain pills.

geRV · **Re: broken rib? -** 07-09-2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by anti

i have a question regarding broken ribs. last year i was really drunk at a party and was looking for a place to piss beside the house i was at. i didnt happen to notice the 6 foot trench dug for some sort of pipe; which i fell into and smashed my left side pretty fucking hard on the other side (i was left breathless for a good 5 minhutes). one of my ribs was in pain for a good week or so, it was hard to move from certain positions and deep breaths/laughing/coughing caused tremendous pain. after awhile it healed up, but tonight i got really wasted and decided it would be fun to box my 220 pound friend (i'm only 150). he nailed me in the exact same spot/rib h that i fell onto, and now i can barely move. i'm literally yelling in pain just to get up off the couch. do you think my rib is broken and i should get it checked out at a doctors, or is it just bruised and will go away in time? any experiences? duffy post a dirty penis? can kim possible do the impossible?

Go to the doctors to make sure of what it is and to make sure theres no other damage nubtard.

Zap. USMC · 07-09-2006, 07:35 AM

lol you're just lucky it didn't pierce your lung

Michael · 07-09-2006, 08:23 AM

Try not to get wasted as much, or at least try not to do stupid shit while wasted knowing your condition. oOo:

anti · 07-09-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Whether its broken or not, theres not a whole lot a doctor can do. I say save yourself (or your parents, whoever) a 300$ verification. It'll heal eventually.

canada, free health care.

i heard a doctor can't do much but i'm gonna need to get it verified if i have to take time off of work. i'll try and get up to the hospital today because it still hurts like a fucking bitch.

Miscguy · 07-09-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by anti

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Whether its broken or not, theres not a whole lot a doctor can do. I say save yourself (or your parents, whoever) a 300$ verification. It'll heal eventually.

canada, free health care.

i heard a doctor can't do much but i'm gonna need to get it verified if i have to take time off of work. i'll try and get up to the hospital today because im a fucking bitch.

Fix'd

Sgt>Stackem · 07-09-2006, 11:01 AM

broken ribs hurt but like the others said all you can do is wait it out. It only hurts til the pain goes away

geRV · 07-09-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy

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Originally Posted by anti

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Whether its broken or not, theres not a whole lot a doctor can do. I say save yourself (or your parents, whoever) a 300$ verification. It'll heal eventually.

canada, free health care.

i heard a doctor can't do much but i'm gonna need to get it verified if i have to take time off of work. i'll try and get up to the hospital today because im a fucking bitch.

Fix'd

oOo:

Coleman · 07-09-2006, 11:49 AM

pull out your rib and make a really hot gf for yourself.