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Simo Häyhä 08-21-2006 03:07 PM

dorm
 
I'll be living on Dorms for the first time in my life when i go back to college in September..
Any tips on what i should bring/do? happy:

Mr.Buttocks 08-21-2006 03:09 PM

Re: dorm
 
[quote="Simo Häyhä":60c2a]
Any tips on what i should do? happy:[/quote:60c2a]


D_e.

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2006 03:12 PM

happy:

Sgt>Stackem 08-21-2006 03:16 PM

bring the tap


[img]http://www.specialtaps.it/spillatore1.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2006 03:18 PM

Re: dorm
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3efe6][quote="Simo Häyhä":3efe6]
Any tips on what i should do? happy:[/quote:3efe6]


D_e.[/quote:3efe6]Doe meat. It's essential to making a healthy snack before class.

Mr.Buttocks 08-21-2006 03:19 PM

I think the correct answer is 'HAVE FUN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoner 08-21-2006 03:29 PM

Man, there's so much I can say.

First off, you will probably be hazed by the seniors in the dorm. My advice: GO ALONG WITH IT! If you don't be a good sport they will turn on you and make you do worse shit. If you're cool, they'll go easier on you.

Take these essential items (if permissable by your dorm):
- Microwave
- Coffee maker
- Extra set of sheets
- Bathrobe and flip-flops (or some sort of waterproof footwear for the shower)
- An oscillating fan
- A small television and DVD player
- Computer and lotsa of extra CD-R/DVD-R
- A lighter, even if you don't smoke
- A small bar fridge
- Posters and shit to decorate your room
- A padlock/combination lock
- A string/cord/carabiner to attach your keys to. I always had mine on a shoelace around my neck. Otherwise, you WILL lock yourself out.
- Condoms (duh)
- A foam sleeve to fit a beer bottle/can

I'll probably think of more.

Nyck 08-21-2006 03:32 PM

HEY KID! NICE SHOELACE

Zoner 08-21-2006 03:34 PM

It WAS a nice shoelace, now that I think of it. It had MOLSON CANADIAN written all over it. rock:

NexusRevived 08-21-2006 05:02 PM

you should lube up your anus beforehand so its not so rough

good luck!

Chronic Diarrhea 08-21-2006 05:05 PM

[quote:c1679]seniors in the dorm[/quote:c1679]

WTF? I don't know anybody who stays in a dorm past their freshman year.


I stayed in a tiny ass dorm room my fresh. year. My roommate was cool, and we're good friends to this day, so I got lucky there. There were a few wigger faggots on my hall, but most of them got kicked out before the year was over for doing stupid shit. Some guy killed himself on my floor too. leet. oOo:

Airborne Butters 08-21-2006 05:12 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":d0bcf]bring the tap


[img]http://www.specialtaps.it/spillatore1.jpg[/img][/quote:d0bcf]

beat me to it. At least bring the beer bong.

Arkan 08-21-2006 05:33 PM

Just sleep on your back with one eye open.

Unknown_Sniper 08-21-2006 05:56 PM

Im staying in the dorms until I graduate. I love my room. Anyways. Bring a comfy chair, tv, computer, and alcohol. no need for a sheets the floor is just as comfortable as your bed when you are drunk.

Madmartagen 08-21-2006 06:20 PM

dorms are gay, youre better off getting a room or apartment off campus. are you working?


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