ITS THE LAW!
 

[quote:cd01c]Alabama

* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

California

* Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut

* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
* You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida

* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois

* It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

Indiana

* Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
* Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Iowa

* Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky

* By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
* It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana

* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts

* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
* Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Nebraska

* A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Mexico

* Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

New York

* A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Dakota

* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio

* Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma

* Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Pennsylvania

* A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
* No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Texas

* A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
* It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Vermont

* Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.

Washington

* All lollipops are banned.
* A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:cd01c]

When I come to rule the world, these laws will be enforced - with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

i call bullshits on 95% of those.

you serious?

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm

They include citation where they can.

[quote:f3bae]City Laws in Illinois:

1. Carbondale
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
2. Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.[/quote:f3bae]

i lol'd

land of the free rock:

[quote:3a14d]West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:3a14d]


But regular domestic onions are ok, right? RIGHT??

Apparently there's a law in England that states you can shoot a welshman or something with your crossbow if he's too close to your castle rock:

oh cool the whacky weird laws! I havent seen this since I first got the internet!

But regular domestic onions are ok, right? RIGHT??[/quote:1b35c]
Dumb West Virginia Laws
# No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
# When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
# It is illegal to snooze on a train.
# Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
# According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
# If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
# Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
# Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Alderson
# One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Nicholas County
# No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Huntington
# Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
# It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

I'm from Illinois and I've never heard of any of those IL laws, probably just parodies created for the people in those communities/burbs.

[quote:58acc]California:

1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
2. It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub [Thanks to Meagin Caza for that one]
3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. [Thanks to Caleb Hicks]
4. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. [/quote:58acc]

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Pay the fine....NOW!!!

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