[TGB!]

[quote:cd01c]Alabama

* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

California

* Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut

* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
* You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida

* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois

* It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

Indiana

* Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
* Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Iowa

* Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky

* By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
* It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana

* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts

* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
* Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Nebraska

* A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Mexico

* Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

New York

* A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Dakota

* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio

* Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma

* Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Pennsylvania

* A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
* No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Texas

* A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
* It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Vermont

* Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.

Washington

* All lollipops are banned.
* A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:cd01c]

When I come to rule the world, these laws will be enforced - with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

[Whatada]

i call bullshits on 95% of those.

[Pyro]

you serious?

[TGB!]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm

They include citation where they can.

[quote:f3bae]City Laws in Illinois:

1. Carbondale
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
2. Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.[/quote:f3bae]

[Tripper]

i lol'd

[White Rabbit]

land of the free rock:

[Zoner]

[quote:3a14d]West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:3a14d]


But regular domestic onions are ok, right? RIGHT??

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

Apparently there's a law in England that states you can shoot a welshman or something with your crossbow if he's too close to your castle rock:

[Nyck]

oh cool the whacky weird laws! I havent seen this since I first got the internet!

[Cpt. Obvious]

Originally Posted by Zoner

[quote:1b35c]West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

But regular domestic onions are ok, right? RIGHT??[/quote:1b35c]
Dumb West Virginia Laws
# No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
# When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
# It is illegal to snooze on a train.
# Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
# According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
# If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
# Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
# Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Alderson
# One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Nicholas County
# No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Huntington
# Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
# It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

[Douchetallica]

I'm from Illinois and I've never heard of any of those IL laws, probably just parodies created for the people in those communities/burbs.

[TGB!]

[quote:58acc]California:

1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
2. It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub [Thanks to Meagin Caza for that one]
3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. [Thanks to Caleb Hicks]
4. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. [/quote:58acc]

[Zoner]

[img]http://rightwingnuthouse.com/images/jackbauer.jpg[/img]

Pay the fine....NOW!!!

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