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mr.miyagi 03-28-2008 11:39 AM

you just got calzowned
 
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app...#gslPageReturn

Pizza guy delivers pizza only to get robbed at gunpoint from the guy he's delivering pizza to, delivery guy pulls out his own gun and shoots the robber himself.

I can imagine the pizza delivery guy saying a one liner before he shot him...

"Pizza the Hutt sends his regards." or somethin like that... :D



Also an interesting story kinda opposite to the above:

'A Victim Treats His Mugger Right'

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=89164759 ;)

Arkan 03-28-2008 12:58 PM

Never mess around with a pizza delivery guy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-28-2008 02:59 PM

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...3/brooklyn.jpg
"guess what we did over here's now wit our tirty minutes now?"

"ordered a Brooklyn style pizza then picked up those fake Brooklyn accents?"

"we got a wise guy! hey Vinnie we got a wise guy! everybody we got a wise guy ova here!"

"did i say fake? i meant really cool!"

"dats what i'm talkin about! dats what i'm talkin about!"

Pyro 03-28-2008 04:06 PM

IMO, pizza delivery guys don't deserve a tip...if you need to pay a delivery charge...cuz that is designed to be their tip.

anyways...good for this dude.

Coleman 03-29-2008 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro (Post 892571)
IMO, pizza delivery guys don't deserve a tip...if you need to pay a delivery charge...cuz that is designed to be their tip.

anyways...good for this dude.

you are a cheap piece of shit.

RaNgeR 03-29-2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman (Post 892601)
you are a cheap piece of shit.

Very true.. you always have to tip. Aren't pizza deliverymen paid like waiters? I usually tip waiters 20%..

Pyro 03-29-2008 06:01 PM

get a new fucking job if you don't like how you're paid

drop-outs and low-lifes who can only get a job as a pizza guy...or a waiter...don't deserve my money

then we should tip the mcdonalds people too...

I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...

geRV 03-29-2008 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro (Post 892614)

I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...


Theres a joke in there somewhere. :D

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-29-2008 07:19 PM

lolololololol

Whatada 03-30-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro (Post 892614)
get a new fucking job if you don't like how you're paid

drop-outs and low-lifes who can only get a job as a pizza guy...or a waiter...don't deserve my money

then we should tip the mcdonalds people too...

I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...

here's a tip:

shut the fuck up.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-30-2008 04:04 PM

whoa beast

Arkan 03-30-2008 04:07 PM

You sound like Mr Pink when it comes to tipping.


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