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Default you just got calzowned - 03-28-2008, 11:39 AM
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app...#gslPageReturn

Pizza guy delivers pizza only to get robbed at gunpoint from the guy he's delivering pizza to, delivery guy pulls out his own gun and shoots the robber himself.

I can imagine the pizza delivery guy saying a one liner before he shot him...

"Pizza the Hutt sends his regards." or somethin like that...



Also an interesting story kinda opposite to the above:

'A Victim Treats His Mugger Right'
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=89164759

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Default 03-28-2008, 12:58 PM
Never mess around with a pizza delivery guy.

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Default 03-28-2008, 02:59 PM

"guess what we did over here's now wit our tirty minutes now?"

"ordered a Brooklyn style pizza then picked up those fake Brooklyn accents?"

"we got a wise guy! hey Vinnie we got a wise guy! everybody we got a wise guy ova here!"

"did i say fake? i meant really cool!"

"dats what i'm talkin about! dats what i'm talkin about!"
  
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Default 03-28-2008, 04:06 PM
IMO, pizza delivery guys don't deserve a tip...if you need to pay a delivery charge...cuz that is designed to be their tip.

anyways...good for this dude.
  
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Default 03-29-2008, 10:24 AM
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IMO, pizza delivery guys don't deserve a tip...if you need to pay a delivery charge...cuz that is designed to be their tip.

anyways...good for this dude.
you are a cheap piece of shit.
  
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Default 03-29-2008, 03:09 PM
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you are a cheap piece of shit.
Very true.. you always have to tip. Aren't pizza deliverymen paid like waiters? I usually tip waiters 20%..
  
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Default 03-29-2008, 06:01 PM
get a new fucking job if you don't like how you're paid

drop-outs and low-lifes who can only get a job as a pizza guy...or a waiter...don't deserve my money

then we should tip the mcdonalds people too...

I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...
  
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Default 03-29-2008, 06:03 PM
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I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...

Theres a joke in there somewhere.



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Default 03-29-2008, 07:19 PM
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Default 03-30-2008, 03:36 PM
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get a new fucking job if you don't like how you're paid

drop-outs and low-lifes who can only get a job as a pizza guy...or a waiter...don't deserve my money

then we should tip the mcdonalds people too...

I honestly tip the waiters more if they don't fucking bug me every two seconds asking how it is...
here's a tip:

shut the fuck up.


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Default 03-30-2008, 04:04 PM
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Default 03-30-2008, 04:07 PM
You sound like Mr Pink when it comes to tipping.

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